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Vagumach

1.) When the lard of the stomach conquers the vaginal area and they become one disgusting mess.

2.) This disaster area is often referred to as a fupa or a gunt.
That beast of a woman has a vagumach where her vag and stomach used to be before she ate her weight in McFoods for a year.
by The Terrible One March 9, 2009
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vagumach

when a girl wheres pants too high, so that the waist of the pants is over the bottom part of her stomach, to form an area between the vagina and stomach known as the vagumach. you can see this on many college girls who have already surpassed the muffin top, and who are now onto bigger and better things.
Nice vagumach, thanks for commin!
by Joe Koebs May 14, 2006
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Vagumach

When a heavy set woman's stomach and her vagina meet at the same point.

Vagina+stomach=Vagumach
"Dam, look at that girl's Vagumach!!"
by The bookaneer test January 9, 2012
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Vagumach

When a person's gut hangs down so far, or there is a lot of fat in the bladder area, causing a Vagumach.
Trishelle: Why does her jeans go like that? It looks like she's preggerz!
Sarah: Trust me, she's not.
Trishelle: How do you know that's not an unborn fetus?
Sarah: Cause it's her Vagumach.
by Sarah McNasty February 19, 2009
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vagomache

AKA fupa; When a woman's lower stomach area protrudes beyond her vagina.
Dude, did you see the vagomache on that bitch???
by Strokfestah July 30, 2006
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Vagstache

A mustache located on the vagina, created by shaving the pubes in a fashion that makes it resemble a mustache.
Girl: Hey honey, I'm thinking about growing a vagstache!
Guy: NOPE NOPE NOPE
by Dolus May 1, 2012
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Vagsmasher

Vagsmasher, is when your friendly Bazz smashes your vagina into oblivion, leaving you in extreme pleasure and/or destroyed
Aimee loved the vagsmasher smashing her vagina
by Bazzavagsmasher November 24, 2014
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