Making posts on social media that either
1. Give off a vague feeling of sadness or other emotional issues to prompt others into asking what's wrong and generally shower said poster with attention
2. Talk smack about someone without mentioning them
1. Give off a vague feeling of sadness or other emotional issues to prompt others into asking what's wrong and generally shower said poster with attention
2. Talk smack about someone without mentioning them
Two kinds of vagueposting you've probably seen before
1 .Person 1:"Just when you think you know people..."
Person 2: "Awwww is everything alright?"
Person 1: "I don't wanna talk about it"
2. Person: "Yeah you may have my man now but at least I didn't win him over with nudes lol bye bitch "
Everyone else reading the post: *thinking* We all know who you're talking about, girl
1 .Person 1:"Just when you think you know people..."
Person 2: "Awwww is everything alright?"
Person 1: "I don't wanna talk about it"
2. Person: "Yeah you may have my man now but at least I didn't win him over with nudes lol bye bitch "
Everyone else reading the post: *thinking* We all know who you're talking about, girl
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An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help.
Mary is: "wondering if it is all worth it"
Mark is: "thinking that was a bad idea"
Example:
"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again. I wonder if he's back with Mary..."
Opposite:
Tammy is: "in line at the grocery store"
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Mark is: "thinking that was a bad idea"
Example:
"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again. I wonder if he's back with Mary..."
Opposite:
Tammy is: "in line at the grocery store"
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...don't be one.
...don't be one.
Example:
Crystal is: "wondering if it is all worth it"
Mark is: "regretting last night"
"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again."
"Yeah dude, did you see what Matt put? He is such a Vaguebooker!"
Crystal is: "wondering if it is all worth it"
Mark is: "regretting last night"
"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again."
"Yeah dude, did you see what Matt put? He is such a Vaguebooker!"
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Get the Vacume Fuckers mug.When one has feelings to share and takes to Facebook to do so. Instead of writing out what one actually needs to say, they write something cryptic that prompts others to ask "what's wrong." This is usually when the Vaguebooker replies with another Vaguebook reply such as "DM me" or "don't feel like talking about it." This will then prompt the inquirer to not give a shit.
Kelly had a bad week, so she took to Facebook to do some vaguebooking. "Really wish things turned out differently."
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Get the Vaguebooking mug.noun: An intentionally vague or one-worded status update, alluding to something else. This could be an inside joke, or anything meant for only a few people. More simply, it could be a plea for someone to comment. Such as "pointless", "frustrated", or any inside joke.
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