When you post random things on Facebook out of context, and people perceive it as an emotional post (ie: Song Lyrics, Unidentified Quotes, Passages of unpopular literature)
me: life is overwhelming, heavy is the head that lies the crown. I love to be the one to disappoint you when I don't fall down..
you: Dood. Ur vaguebooking.. staph
you: Dood. Ur vaguebooking.. staph
by DJ Jaybird January 10, 2015
Get the Vaguebookingmug. someone who intentionally throws up a vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help.
...don't be one.
...don't be one.
Example:
Crystal is: "wondering if it is all worth it"
Mark is: "regretting last night"
"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again."
"Yeah dude, did you see what Matt put? He is such a Vaguebooker!"
Crystal is: "wondering if it is all worth it"
Mark is: "regretting last night"
"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again."
"Yeah dude, did you see what Matt put? He is such a Vaguebooker!"
by .JEll. February 5, 2010
Get the Vaguebookermug. noun: An intentionally vague or one-worded status update, alluding to something else. This could be an inside joke, or anything meant for only a few people. More simply, it could be a plea for someone to comment. Such as "pointless", "frustrated", or any inside joke.
by Gabrellus April 13, 2011
Get the Vaguebookmug. To seek sympathy and/or attention by posting something vague as your Facebook status. Usually the only people who ask you "What's wrong??" are lonely stay-at-home moms who want some extra gossip. The rest of the free world does not give a shit and wish you would just suck it up and shut the fuck up.
VAGUEBOOK POST: "Some people just make me so mad!!"
READERS: "Oh, God...Samantha's Vaguebooking again. I wish she'd shut the fuck up..."
VAGUEBOOK POST: "I just LOVE being backstabbed! NOT!"
READERS: "Jennie, seriously...shut the fuck up and grow some balls."
READERS: "Oh, God...Samantha's Vaguebooking again. I wish she'd shut the fuck up..."
VAGUEBOOK POST: "I just LOVE being backstabbed! NOT!"
READERS: "Jennie, seriously...shut the fuck up and grow some balls."
by FreeHigh5s February 10, 2014
Get the Vaguebookmug. I defriended him for constant vaguebooking.
by dragonzite January 4, 2012
Get the vaguebookingmug. Jane's Facebook Status: OMG, I just give up!
Comment: Vaguebooker
Comment: Are you vaguebooking to get attention?
Comment: Vaguebooker
Comment: Are you vaguebooking to get attention?
by Dr. Fairaday February 4, 2010
Get the Vaguebookermug. An intentionally vague status update on Facebook, intended to draw reactions and requests for explanation from many people. It is a tactic often used by old women, teenage girls, or 'attention whores'.
Sam finally stopped following Tina's Facebook feed, her constant vaguebooking for attention made became sad and pathetic
by jroc29_nomesayin June 4, 2016
Get the vaguebookingmug.