Vagitarian

This term describes any individual, male or female, that is interested in all sexual things pertaining to the vagina and the vagina only.

"Is he a vagitarian, or do you think he swings both ways?"

by Jillian S 82 September 9, 2008

vagitarian

A person who's diet consists of Hair Pie, Bearded Clams and Pink/Fish Tacos

by Rick September 2, 2003

vagitarian

One whose sexual diet consists exclusively of vagina. One who only eats "pussy". Can be heterosexual male or homosexual female.

Slang: "Vage" (rhymes with badge)

Sally: "Oh, I'm sorry Bob, you're really cute and all, but I'm a vagitarian."

Bob: "That's cool, I'm a vage too!"

by sloan14 March 22, 2005

vagitarian

One who sups at the furry cup and does not like the taste of man flesh.

I asked her to eat my meat, but she turned out to be vagitarian.

by Rover May 1, 2003

vagitarian

A hetero sexual male or a lesbian. One who eats only vaginas.

He's not bi, he's a strict vagitarian.

by Thrakamazog May 15, 2003

sandy vagitosis

Sandy vagitosis is a common disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.

Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"

Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."

Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."

by Tim K. April 27, 2006

vagilonian

When a woman lets her pubes roam free and it turns into a hideous uncontrollably monster.

After being lost in the wilderness, Beth came home with a vagilonian

by forthesakeofurban June 16, 2016