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vaginatis

(n) vaginatis is a socially deadly disease caused from the lack of eating animal meat. It is characterized by the manifestation of sores on the skin in the form of tiny vaginas. If it remains untreated the patient may turn into a giant walking pussy.

Other symptoms include: hugging trees, joining cults, hypocrisy, visiting art galleries, playing guitar on the sidewalk, becoming a bitchy slut or an annoying asshole
I'm calling disease control because Serge ordered a salad. I suspect he has vaginatis.

Jad is starting to think that animals have rights. I'm gonna shoot him in the head to preserve his dignity before he commits social suicide
by Lupus ain't no pussy December 4, 2011
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vaginaside

Similar to suicide but having to do with the vagina. Rough or overly abusive treatment of the vagina.
Damn Jenny! that dildo is huge! Are you trying to committ vaginaside? 2)The Gymnast committed vaginaside when she crotched hard on the balance beam
by George Pierpont January 18, 2008
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Vaginalism

After close examination, Peter was diagnosed with lockjaw, brought on by severe and repeated Vaginalism.
by little ned February 24, 2010
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vaginamins

Vitamins and minerals essential to the daily diet that can be obtained by consumption of female genitalia.
Dude 1: Did you eat her out this moring?
Dude 2: Heck yes I did! I can't start my day with out my dose of vaginamins!
by Nitz April 26, 2005
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Vaginavision

It refers to the current state of television with a majority of TV shows are aimed towards women. Also, short form VV instead of TV. Anything prime time on ABC, NBC, and CBS networks.
Most VV aka Vaginavision programming sucks for guys.
by Keith B November 10, 2006
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Sandiginal Vaginosis

A severe medical condition only experienced by hypochondriacs and complainers. Cases most commonly found in the military among non-infantry personnel.

Non-medical term is sand in your vagina or sand in your pussy.
Guy 1: Oh my feet hurt, I'm gonna have blisters! Can we stop yet?

Guy 2: What's the matter, got some sandiginal vaginosis again? You are the biggest bitch I've seen. Rub some dirt on it and drive on.
by TA Hoffman April 24, 2011
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Vaginalisism

You say vagina a lot, you must have Vaginalisism.
by Thomans. ANdeop November 28, 2003
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