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vaginaria 

To break out in a rash of Vaginas, usually brought on by being over crazy about a girlfriend you have. This girlfriend may be your first, or maybe you're just to much of a vagina to know how to handle your women. You'll usually see this rash appear after symptons like you crying yourself to sleep because your happpy, spend more then 20 bucks on her in the first 4 months, or even cut your leg and back hair just because she made a comment about you being really hairy. If you think your friend may have this no cause for alarm. This is easly treatable with creams and pills. Also heavy amounts of masterbation and watching of manly movies like Fight Club and Rocky. Also you'll have to let go of that girl, she's probbuly a Cling-On anyways. But no worrys to the friends who help the victim. As of now Vaginaria is NOT contagious.
Friend 1-My buddy just shaved his back hair for his girlfriend.
Friend 2- OMG, does he smell kind of like fish and cry about this girl
Friend 1- O god no, it can't be, not Vaginaria!
vaginaria by One Knight Stand January 1, 2007

vaginarian 

Man, look at that huge vaginarian. Go arm wrestle!
vaginarian by hotdogwheel January 20, 2004

Vaginasips

when your biceps are so defined and amazing that all the girls let you sip out of their genitals
"If you have the biceps, you can get the vaginasips!"
Vaginasips by Will (penis) Jackson October 14, 2011

Vaginarita 

Vagina+Margarita=Oral stimulation
Giving oral sex to a female and incorporating Margaritas in order to give a citrus, fire, and ice oral sensation.

(No extra salt needed)
Ninjaturtel: How did last night go?
Tyline: Dude I had a vaginarita!
Ninjaturtel: Dayum son.
Vaginarita by Papaspoon4632 November 8, 2010

Vaginarise 

The solution to dry skin and blue waffles....

To also smear yourself or others all over the place...
Vaginarise!

vaginadip 

A special kind of food dip usually served with hod dogs
“Hey do you think Amelia is gonna bring her special vaginadip on our date
vaginadip by Zipy2025 November 3, 2021