Mayonnaise is not a vegetable

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind

That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable

by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable September 10, 2019

frozen mixed vegetable cocks

Anything that Randy has serious difficulty with, also used as a stand in for "OH SHIT" or "FUCK"

*Randy burns himself on an oven*
Randy: "Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!"

by dat nigga yoyo July 9, 2016

Vegetables hulk

Vegetables hulk is a unspecified thing, a random person playing ROBLOX murder mystery was spamming this

Dude; vegetables hulk
Flamango; AAAAAAAH

by Flamango subscribe to Flamango April 16, 2020

Vagetarian

Either a straight male or lesbian. Generally only used to describe lesbians

Shelley, my boyfriends best friend is a real hunk and currently single, I could introduce you. Thanks but no thanks I've become a Vagetarian.

by Da Real JZ January 1, 2009

vagitarian

Opposite of penivore.

My dietary choice complements that of my girlfriend - I am strictly vagitarian whereas she is 100% penivore.

by Sir Douche September 10, 2008

Vegetable Lasagna

The name that Elaine Benes and David Puddy used to refer to the passenger who was sitting next to them on the plane.

Jerry: Who's that?
Elaine: Oh that's vegetable lasagna.
Vegetable Lasagna: That's not my name!

by Penny P August 15, 2008

Pulp Fiction Vegetarian

Someone who is a vegetarian because their significant other is, and for really no other reason.

Comes from the scene in Pulp Fiction where Jules eats the Big Kahuna Burger and says, "my girlfriend is a vegetarian, so that pretty much makes me one too."

I came home one day and my wife said we were vegan. It's a lot easier to go along with it than argue with her, so I'm a Pulp Fiction Vegetarian.

by superslacker87 March 27, 2010