vaginitis

when a guy complains about small injuries, and he is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and play like a champ, he is suffering from vaginitis. symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "ow my _____ hurts." common cures are a slap to the face or a verbal beating until he recovers.

"Ouch, my knee really hurts from when i fell"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"

by chacho February 7, 2006

Genital Vicinity

The area between your legs that often catches glances from other people when you're lounging. Sometimes deliberately set up in front of people to see if they'll look. Maybe not always a direct gaze at your package, but close enough to make it uncomfortable.

John: "Did you catch Trent looking in my genital vicinity earlier?"

Ralph: "Yeah I did, what a faggot!"

by Hydrated May 15, 2010

veginity

When you take a vegans "virginity" by making them swallow a food source produced by animal, namely human i.e. semen.

<whisper> Hey. I just took your veginity

by theplaneman September 30, 2017

Ur mother lost her virginity in this vicinity

The worst insult that could ever have been said. Stronger than satan and god times 10000.

Franklin: ur mom gae
Jeff:ur bro a hoe
Franklin:ur granny tranny
Carl:ur mother lost her virginity in this vicinity!
Franklin and Jeff: face melts and are casted into infinite void, where they are being raped by eight year old roblox players.

by Mincartmayhem May 25, 2018

vagility

Vaginal Agility. The vagina's ability to adapt and conform to all shapes and sizes with ease (or the lack of.)

Did you see that 3ft. cucumber she used? Her vagility is off the hook.

by Sigtric July 7, 2016

vaginitis

When a person stops eating meat and starts gettin little vagina sores all over their body, then suddenly one day...they turn into a giant pussy

dude, you're gonna get vaginitis if u don't start eating meat

by PigBenis2010 June 30, 2005

sandy vaginitis

When a person has sand in his or her vagina, which results in the person not haning out with friends or partaking in the usual activites of partying and having a good time.

Josh has come down with a bad case of sandy vaginitis since does not go out to bars and lives with his girlfriend.

by Jeff Alan May 27, 2006