vacation dick

When you are on your Victorian House Boat and see your Butler from across the Bow and he gives you a look of Rambunctious Lust and you are keen for a Deep Penetration

*When you want that Vacation Dick*

You: "Hey Jeeves, let go of that wheel and attend to my Mast"

Jeeves: "Sure thing, I bring a few seamen to the poop deck *throbs*"

by Lizard Lord June 16, 2016

vacation dick

a penis you only want when really drunk or on vacation. Its very large and leaves your vagina stretched out and butt hurt for the next few days

i went to Florida for spring break and had some vacation dick.

by liltomhung June 6, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is much larger than what you are use to taking up your hatch. So you can only do it so often as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

Girl : He has a vacation dick.

Girl #2: Girl when I get bored of my boyfriend I go to him to split me in half

by OneNip May 13, 2016

vacation dick

A vacation dick is the larger dick that your bitch rides on the side.

Person 1; Did you and your boyfriend hook up last night?
Person 2; Matt and I? Hell no. I went and rode on my vacation dick.

by It's past your bedtime May 18, 2016

vacation dick

Extremely large penis that you can only get a couple of times a year.

Summer can't come soon enough, I need some vacation dick.

by Urbanism2016 June 11, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that you wouldn't want to necessarily marry, but it's a special treat maybe once every six months as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

Tammy said when we go to Jamaica she is going to find me a vacation dick.

by Jonathan Papoutsis June 17, 2016

vacation dick

as opposed to a boyfriend dick, an immense cock only to be enjoyed occasionally

Yo Stacy, remember last year when I went to Cancun and got that vacation dick. I need that again.

by 12345678954545454 May 14, 2016