Vacation Head

When a person does not accomplish anything at work because all they think about is their upcoming vacation.

Shane: "Jason please complete your work before you leave for vacation."

Jason: "No problem boss, I will have that done today."

Shane: "Hey, did Jason complete his work before vacation?"

Craig: "Hell no, that lazy bastard had vacation head."

by tpwhite49 November 23, 2011

Christmas Vacation

The best thing that Christmas has to offer. No school for a decent amount of time while you relax with all of your new gifts you got! Also the title of the 1989 movie staring Chevy Chase.

Christmas Vacation is so fucking amazing, especially since I can now play all my new games.

by Assassin aprentice September 13, 2016

vacation constipation

Losing the ability to poop when you lose that home field advantage.

May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.

Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.

I'm having a horrible case of vacation constipation...can't wait to get back home and drop a couple belt notches.

by nofx9019 September 6, 2010

Vatican Cameos

'Vatican Cameos' is a phrase used in BBC's Sherlock when Sherlock is about to open Irene Adler's safe. The phrase first originated in World War 2. It was used when a non-military person, who was armed (gun or knife) entered a British military base. The phrase was a signal for everyone duck out of the line of fire. Sherlock knew that John, being a military man, would recognise this phrase and duck out of the way of the gun in the safe. It is not a code phrase which Sherlock and John coordinated as a safe word. Very clever, don't you think?

*Person walks into room with gun*
"Vatican Cameos"
*everyone ducks*

by Carve really hi May 18, 2013

iron vacation

Time spent in prison and not home

" I heard Gofio's on Iron Vacation Let's go raid his soon to be auctioned House"

by the guillotine industrialist April 27, 2005

Grippy sock vacation

When one goes to a mental hospital for a while.

I’m going on a grippy sock vacation, see you in a few days!

by sadboihours2003 September 24, 2021

Relationship Vacation

Taking a break from your vacation using given rules that both people in the relationship agree with.

George: Rebecca, let's take a relationship vacation for a while.
Rebecca: How long?
George: Let's say, 3 months?
Rebecca: Fine, but any rules:
George: Yes, no seeing other people.
Rebecca: Cool.

by JoshuaC April 27, 2008