volmeister-droner

Code word for a homosexual orgy. Members use code names to indicate their role in the orgy. For example, someone named Honk would be the pivot man in a circle jerk, Leo is code for cum guzzler, DEH indicates that a person has an anus large enough to handle a giant dick.

I read on the bathroom wall that there's going to be a volmeister-droner in Auburn this weekend.

by I kill you. I kill you I shit in your mouth. April 6, 2008

vomlette

A meal usually created by batchelors/male students.

Consists of any left over meals put into a frying pan with several beaten eggs poured over the top, forming a rather disgusting looking dish.

Chris: Is there anything for dinner?
Duncan: Nah, I had to make a vomlette.
Chris: Gammin.

by McKimm June 6, 2005

valmeticulous

An adjective to describe a person who uses large fictitious words to sound important when they are really a huge tool bag.

Derived from Steve Wernikoff of the FTC

Pete is such a valmeticulous douchebag since he got a job working for his dad's law firm

by freshhaggis July 1, 2010

voltmeter

A tool used to measure volts in an electric current.

I used a voltmeter in science and got an A.

by The Man October 16, 2003

Vomlette

A crappy restaurant breakfast.

That breakfast was vile. They must have served me the vomlette.

by riff randall March 14, 2012

volumetric flask

what us nerds call a "bong." (the thing you smoke cannabis indica out of)

yoo Im pretty sure Ned was using a volumetric flask this morning.

by Not-not harambe November 30, 2018

volmer

A short guy who really doesn't care about what he says and he always lights up everybodies mood

Some would say his mouth speaks faster than his brain. If you need a wingman who isn't shy and can talk to everybody then get yourself a volmer.

dude1: Yo bro I was out with this girl and this volmer dude just came up and took her away from me..

dude2: That's so sad you should try and get yourself a volmer wingman

by LovelyDude November 6, 2019