by Mickey R. December 1, 2007
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The most widely available is the PX which has been around in 1 form or another for about nearly 30 years. However to see one this old is pretty rare as they have either been hacked to bits and turned into cutdowns or a rat bike or at the 1st sign of rust they roll over and pack it in a bit like France in 1940. Surprisingly for a machine made a by an Italian company who made war products it has no high speed reverse gear or even a reverse gear come to think of it. Although the sad twats who put them into vans and drive them to scooter rallies instead of riding them there would probaly appreciate one.
Can normally be found disintergrating in a garage/garden near you
The most widely available is the PX which has been around in 1 form or another for about nearly 30 years. However to see one this old is pretty rare as they have either been hacked to bits and turned into cutdowns or a rat bike or at the 1st sign of rust they roll over and pack it in a bit like France in 1940. Surprisingly for a machine made a by an Italian company who made war products it has no high speed reverse gear or even a reverse gear come to think of it. Although the sad twats who put them into vans and drive them to scooter rallies instead of riding them there would probaly appreciate one.
Can normally be found disintergrating in a garage/garden near you
Hello sailor I ride a gayer's bike a Vespa and like northern soul I wish I had a proper mans scooter a Lambretta
Any one whishing to ride one of these should be shot on the spot at once
Any one whishing to ride one of these should be shot on the spot at once
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1) A vehicle that you will drive, but tell no one that you do
2) Someone that you would fuck, but not tell anyone you did
2) Someone that you would fuck, but not tell anyone you did
by Fraser November 13, 2004
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Or a form of transport favoured by wordscooterboys/word
Or a form of transport favoured by wordscooterboys/word
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Get the Vespa mug.A nickname :vesp - a used to describe a person of such beauty and elegance. They possess an aura that effortlessly captivates all who cross their path. Their appearance is a harmonious blend of grace and allure, as if artistry itself meticulously crafted every detail. A symphony of features graces their face—their eyes, green pools of depth and warmth, radiating kindness and wisdom. Each glance holds a story untold, drawing others in with their magnetic gaze.
Vespa originates from the legend Kristina, a beautiful blonde-haired, green eyed goddess.
Vespa originates from the legend Kristina, a beautiful blonde-haired, green eyed goddess.
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