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venture bros

A pretty decent, if mindlessly violent, parody of the ancient "Johnny Quest" cartoon series.

It's shown on Adult Swim.
Venture bros is most definitely not for kids!
by pillager May 10, 2006
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venture capitalist

someone with enough money to gamble $50 million or so by purchasing overvalued companies that seem to offer "the next big thing" but in the end turn out to be just another "flash in the pan".
Bob: I just finished writing a program that takes anyone's picture that you upload to the website, and automatically superimposes it on a naked body with the best match.
Bill: That's pretty perverted, and pointless, I might add.
Bob: I know. But all I need is enough page views to get some venture capitalists salivating and I'll be set for life. They can have all of the headaches when it becomes obvious that no one will pay to use it because everyone already has Photoshop.
by gawthic1 June 26, 2008
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Venture Capitalist

Venture Capitalist (n): Big fucking assholes. AVOID THESE PEOPLE.
Today I was reamed by a Venture Capitalist. I should have known better.
by rocketman1000 July 15, 2009
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venture-quest

an epic drugged up,coricidin cough and cold(ccc)induced, adventure of sorts, usually involving an asian, typically not more than 3-5 blocks in distance but has been known to reach 20-30 blocks and a train ride or two, generally with no point, its an "ADVENTURE"(VENTURE) in the sense that at the times it seems to be to a far away land of epic proportians, which usual ands up being down the block or a few blocks to a 7-11 or popeyes, its a "QUEST" in the sense that you are going somewhere to obtain something that seems to be a great importance, though usually is more pills, "venture-quest" usually occurs in a social setting as in outside,with friends, or anywhere in which there is no established rules, but a "venture-quest" can and has on many times occured during a school day and in a school setting, the "adventure" part being walking around to your classes, and the "quest" partbecause you are usual trying to obtain something, another nap, a ciggarette in the bathroom, or somefood from the cafe, in short most situations in which something must be attained is a "venture-quest" under the circumstances mentioned before, in short a "venture-quest" is the what defines a triple c,coricidin cough and cold(ccc) trip, it happens regard less, and is mucho fun for those under the influence of any intoxicant, its has defined over a year of a life, and shows no sign of slowing down
Gallow-"Venture-quest?"
AZN-"Ugh.....where?"
Gallow-"Quickcheck"
AZN-"Will it be epic?"
Gallow-"We shall make it epic, i have a dollar"
by Bambi/Gallow February 21, 2009
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Venture-Hijacking

‘Venture Hijacking’ is a sociological situation or phenomena whereby an individual or group A suffers the consequences of another individual or group B who has either attempted or succeeded in overriding or hijacking the venture of the former A.
Venture-Hijacking Examples:

1. Bernie Sanders and the Black Lives Matter Activist who hijacked his campaign speech to promote their own ideas. In this situation, Bernie Sanders was a victim of venture hijacking as he had organised a public gathering event to promote his campaign efforts to become the Democratic nominee. However, some female black lives matter activists ‘hijacked’ his platform to push their own political views.

2. During the middle of a meeting in the Quentin Tarantino movie ‘Kill Bill,’ a Japanese Yakuza gang member named ‘Tanaka’ starts talking disparagingly about O-ren Isshi’s (the gang leader’s) bi-racial and national heritage and insinuating that she was not fit to lead the Crazy 88 gang, as she is not pure Japanese. This scene is called ‘Tanaka loses his head.’
In this situation O-ren Isshi is the victim of ‘venture hijacking’ as she had called a meeting with her gang members in order to discuss matters in relation to gang business and one of her disgruntled gang member hijacked the focus of the meeting and started talking reckless nonsense about her being their leader. For which he pays the penalty of decapitation.

In the examples set out above an individual or group can be identified to have been ‘venture-hijacked’ or being a victim of ‘venture-hijacking.’
by Simple Sod April 23, 2020
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Venture off the beaten path

To do something knowing that there will be an unexpected outcome.
Guy 1: what's bob gonna do now that he's 17 and has freedom?
Guy 2: Hes going to venture off the beaten path into a world beyond his home.
by Chill2y3 March 28, 2013
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Venture Brothered

To be Venture Brothered is when two males are having intercourse with one female and in the process form a "V" with the index and middle fingers (the peace sign), raise them in the air and connect them together. the move was derived from the television show The venture brothers, in which the two main characters perform this action and exclaim "go team venture". thus making for a hilarious story to share with friends.
Tim and Tom got drunk last night and Venture Brothered some girl!
by Homz Hendez May 21, 2009
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