i get excited like valence electrons

bars by logan
seriously though its flames
🔥🔥👴🏿🔥🔥

^ in honor of tancredi

wow logans verse "i get excited like valence electrons" really made me nut in my pants

by pppoopoo123 October 26, 2019

valence electrons

a stupid thing no one cares about at all shouldn't be a word kill it

I hate it the valence electrons shouldn't exixt

by spongebat123 March 6, 2017

valence

A guy with Alot of bitcheeessssss

Yo i am valence

by Dnxnjdjxx February 24, 2017

valenteen

valenteen. VALENTEEN IS SOMEONE YOU WILL NEVER MEET TWICE. i’ve witnessed this woman burp, fart, and eat simultaneously. i’ve seen this thing try to communicate with me through her EYES. there is no one else in the world that will play charades instead of speak. valenteen calls everyone an NPC but has a calendar. valenteen’s mom likes me more than her so i think it may have affected her emotionally. valenteen’s life is a real life domino affect and once something goes wrong it all goes wrong. all she ever does is come to my house, wake me up, take her daily shit in my toilet, and then tell me about guys she thinks are butt fucking ugly. aside, valenteen is my best friend and i appreciate our friendship very much. if it wasn’t for val i’d be very bored and would have ended up with a toxic friend.

“where is valenteen?”
me: oh she’s probably rotting away in her room rn but you can leave me a message for her”

by randompenguinidk345 June 13, 2022

valence

someone that ISNT single

person 1: who tf is valence bro sounds like valorant
person 2: someone that isnt single and gets bitches unlike you

by valeori August 4, 2022

Valence

when you put your thumb on a girls clit then your pointer finger under her belly button then squeeze and stroke

Chick: Hey babe im horny wanna valence me
Dude: hell yeah

by Lylahofubr January 24, 2023

Valence

Origin: Chemistry & psychology Definition (in this context):
The emotional charge or tone of a person, moment, or space — usually referring to its overall positive or negative feel.

The valence of the situation was off, so Susie left and trusted her intuition.

by coolpersom August 5, 2025