golden valcano

first you have to stretch out your girlfriend's back door with your cock or a mag flash light will do. Then take a stick of butter, your choice on brand, and shove it in her ass whole. While waiting for the butter to melt, vigurously pound her pussy to help the butter melt. Once melted, slam your cock as hard as you can back into her ass and watch the erruption in awe.

I had the best golden valcano last night from a guy I met at the bar!

by stiches r for bitches February 6, 2010

Bernard Valcourt

To not stand up during the honouring of missing and murdered Indigenous women at a hearing about recommendations on the Truth and Reconciliation Commission and you are the Minister of Aboriginal Affairs.

Hey he didn't stand up in honour like that dick Bernard Valcourt didn't because he had a boner.

by Doc Deadly June 6, 2015

Rm.Valcea

A city in Romania at the base of the Carpathian Mountain Range.

Bucharest ,Timisoara , Craiova ,Sibiu ,Bacau ,Constanta...

by Rares Jorovlea January 17, 2005

Valce

Usually at a moment of great significance for a male where there is potentially room for great emotion- and the dude cries.

Everybody else manages to keep it together and front their masculinity- but there is that one dude that actually has real tears...and really actually cries.

In severe cases he may even blub all over another person in a strong embrace, sometimes really loudly...as he cries.

He is Valce.

I dunno man like I actually thought I loved her so when she just dumped me like that...I did a Valce.

Yehh man it sucked so bad saying bye to everyone...I was Valce at the end.

I can't let the whole team know the truth, its gonna be so bad that at least one of them will be Valce.

by guntherman July 16, 2009

Valcano thrust

Nutting inside her mouth as she deepthroats making the nut erupt through her nostrils

Yo my gf was pissed after I valcano thrust eher last night being that she had sinuses

by Nibna May 27, 2018

Valcohol

Coined by Lantis, this term refers to a period of exceptionally intense inebriation which causes the blatant abandomnent of managerial responsibility.

The Valcohol caused me to be an hour early for work, even though we're already exceptionally short-handed. Good thing Chen got to be able to get his play on.

by Stucky September 2, 2007

valcarol

The ship name for a pairing in the MCU fandom between Carol Danvers (Captain Marvel) and Valkyrie

Person 1: I totally ship Valcarol
Person 2: Well you're in luck, so do the actresses!

by Supernova508 November 13, 2020