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Vagitine

(noun) Fictional product used to treat irritated vaginas.
CLERK: Can I help you?

LOUIE: Yeah. I need, uh, condoms, sexual lubricant, Vagitine, and blueberries.

CLERK: Lubricant, aisle seven; Vagitine, aisle three, next to the tampons; condoms behind the counter; and we ain't got no blueberries.

LOUIE: Thank you.
by itsonlymike August 2, 2011
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vaginormous

Extremely large, like an extremely large vagina.
Yes, we're actually in Methuen right now. Methuen's vaginormous.
by hanswaterfaberge June 11, 2010
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Vaginocity

1. Indicating the number of attractive/available women within a given area; 2. Something strongly feminine, like knitting or ballet.
1. The vaginocity in the cafeteria was intense today!
2. That knitting expo had maximal vaginocity, don't you think?
by Vlad the Impaler February 3, 2006
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Vagithug

"Cindy, a Vagithug, castrated the mayor to protest sexism."
by Ken March 16, 2003
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Vagio

"DUDE that vagio said he gonna hit me with a bat, but he aint do shit. Wankstaaaaa."
by villainmamainman April 4, 2009
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Vagiola

Antonio was told by Guido that he had sand in his vagiola.
by Sloth56 March 22, 2012
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Vagiterian

One who only eats / enjoys vagina
Person 1: I enjoy all meats
Person 2: I'm a Vagiterian
by Bozzzy March 18, 2009
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