The utility closet, or "U.C." as it is otherwise commonly known, is the location of the fuse box, water heater, and power source for any house in Frindel Lane and/or Overlook Lane. They are commonly used for nighttime hangouts, and more often, areas for blaze sessions involving marijuana in many forms, such as a blunt, bong (see Jerome Baker), bowl, joint, spliff, steamroller, or marijuana-laden brownies.
"Let's go out back to the utility closet before all out."
"Where's Judd? I think he's back out at the U.C."
"Where's Judd? I think he's back out at the U.C."
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The polar explorers thought that they might die of starvation, until Andy used his utility key to open the rations.
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If not, your day will be spent staring at pictures and getting turned on by everything.
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"I haven't masturbated in a while. I'm going to need to do a utility jerk if I want to get work done." ~ Mr. Regular
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