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Utility Closet

The utility closet, or "U.C." as it is otherwise commonly known, is the location of the fuse box, water heater, and power source for any house in Frindel Lane and/or Overlook Lane. They are commonly used for nighttime hangouts, and more often, areas for blaze sessions involving marijuana in many forms, such as a blunt, bong (see Jerome Baker), bowl, joint, spliff, steamroller, or marijuana-laden brownies.
"Let's go out back to the utility closet before all out."

"Where's Judd? I think he's back out at the U.C."
by LeBong James September 30, 2004
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Utility Key

A key that one keeps on their key chain, from an old residence for example, to use as a tool/screwdriver.
The polar explorers thought that they might die of starvation, until Andy used his utility key to open the rations.
by CTword December 15, 2009
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Utility boobs

When a woman stores most of her belongings (money, cell phone, ID, cigarettes, etc.) in her bra.
Charlie- "I asked to bum a smoke from Kristen and she pulled a pack out of her bra."

Steve- "She's got utility boobs bro."
by Steve-o B January 12, 2011
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utility jerk

When you haven't masterbated in a while and need to clean out your system.
If not, your day will be spent staring at pictures and getting turned on by everything.
"I haven't masturbated in a while. I'm going to need to do a utility jerk if I want to get work done." ~ Mr. Regular
by fadumpt March 9, 2015
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utility shower

A shower during which one shaves, takes a shit, and masturbates.
I woke up 10 minutes before a meeting, so I had to take a utility shower.
by TrashDefiner October 11, 2016
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utility-kinkster

One whose sexual discourse is determined by external forces and/or available resource.
Do to freezing temperatures the utility-kinksters were forced to grind on each other in an exotic dance of passion and life saving heat transfer.
by Dr.Skaz September 3, 2013
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utility cock

Much like a vibrator, a utility cock is someone's dick you use simply for pleasure. Kind of like a use it and lose it until you need it again kind of thing.
"Hey Jess, you seeing Marc again tonight?"

"Yeah, he's sort of like my utility cock if you will."
by BonerDonor December 4, 2009
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