UTerus

The University of Texas symbol. It's supposed to be the front of a longhorn's head, but it looks a lot like the ventral profile of a woman's womb.
Many longhorns wear burnt orange shirts with a white UTerus on them.
by sambarnes March 01, 2008
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uterus

1. The part of a female in which a fetus grows.
2. That organ that hurts like hell once a month thanks to a lovely thing called cramps.
3. Something men don't but should have because they deserve to feel like someone has ripped out their uteri, thrown them on the floor, and stomped on them just to watch the blood ooze and gurgle onto the shiny new tile.
4. Not the part into which the penis and/or balls are inserted. That's anatomically impossible, morons.
3. Oh, are you a man? Oh, you don't have a uterus? Well, here, watch as I rip off your balls and throw them down before a herd of stampeding cattle. Get it yet?
by PMS Chick June 27, 2006
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uterus

an individual whom you are fucking around with that happens to be a good 4-5 years younger than you.
SPAM: OMG you won't believe who Ty is dating?
Sven: Why?
SPAM: He's still in high school, he's like 5 years younger.
Sven: OMG ty's with a uterus?!
by jensalazar525 August 04, 2008
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uterus

An area on a woman created by pants/shorts that might be a little to big or incorrectly fitted that causes a small bulge or bunched area in the crotch area. Resembling the shape of a uterus.
"Those pants are giving you a weird uterus region"
"Dont buy those shorts, they give you a uterus".
by Emine March 10, 2004
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blue uterus

When a woman is sexually aroused but does not have intercourse, causing physical pain. Similar to blue balls for men.
Girl 1: He teased me so much and didn't fuck me.
Girl 2: Damn. That's brutal.
Girl 1: He gave me blue uterus.
Girl 2: I feel you, that's the worst.
by trixxxondixxx June 02, 2014
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Fudgey Uterus

During intercourse via the anus, the penis is used to push faeces up the colon, thusly ending in a "fudgey uterus" of sorts.
Stephs ambiguous lifestyle led to a fudgey uterus.
by scentless apprentice January 03, 2010
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flying uterus

The logo of the texas university whorns. Also a way of displaying ones gayness.
I thought that guy was about as cool as aids when I saw him making the sign of the "flying uterus" at the game.
by B*rad August 10, 2007
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