Uterine Homing Device

The possibly-mythical anatomical organ that allows mothers and wives to find any lost object

Mom! Where's my homework? Use your Uterine Homing Device to find it! Or, Honey, I lost my car keys! Where are they. Turn on your Uterine Homing Device.

by Bruce Alan July 7, 2016

uterine migraine

Cramping so violent and painful that it feels like a migraine is going on in your uterus.

"OMG, I feel like I'm in labor. I have a total uterine migraine."

by pablo_neruda August 17, 2009

uterine jewelry

an intrauterine contraceptive device (iud)

I'm going to the box doc today for my annual uterine jewelry inspection.

by gefion October 18, 2010

uberize

To destroy or defeat in a quick and effortless manner.

The noob was uberized by the pro.

The Ibis got uberized by the gate-camp. (EVE Online)

by Orange Jugo January 6, 2009

uteries

1:slang term for a woman's junk 2: a term used by a person who either flunked 3rd grade sex education class or someone who never realized there is more to a female's reproductive system than the vagina.

Hey Shell, what did the gynecologist find when he took a peek at your uteries?

by DevildoginOhio April 10, 2008

uberized

To have a distorted sense of time and location after multiple drinks and Uber rides in an evening.

Dude I got so uberized on Friday that Saturday was full of OMG's...

by Jellemdrn February 1, 2017

Uterine

adj./ of minimal intelligence; lacking common sense or life experience; naive af, often followed by ‘motherfucker’

No, you can’t microwave tin foil, you uterine motherfucker.

by DeFINE that, bitch February 6, 2021