uterine jewelry

an intrauterine contraceptive device (iud)

I'm going to the box doc today for my annual uterine jewelry inspection.

by gefion October 18, 2010

uterine parasite

an unplanned and unwelcome fetus.

Maude's period is late. I bet she has a uterine parasite!

by Anastasia Beeverhousen June 14, 2008

uterine discipline

When a woman is having irregularly frequent periods.

I've bled 5 times in the last 2 months.
You've got no uterine discipline

by Amk414 August 18, 2020

Uteries

A term to describe a whole group of females, or
a female's 'girly' organs as a whole,

Look at that crowd of Uteri!
All girls have Uteries.

by Maddy K May 17, 2008

Uterize

To gently stow an object or possession in ones uterus.

My buddy got away with that DUI scot free. He must have uterized an angel.

by Jage Worthinator January 9, 2011

uteries

1:slang term for a woman's junk 2: a term used by a person who either flunked 3rd grade sex education class or someone who never realized there is more to a female's reproductive system than the vagina.

Hey Shell, what did the gynecologist find when he took a peek at your uteries?

by DevildoginOhio April 10, 2008

utering gut

A gut on a women that hangs below her crotch.

Damn, that girls utering gut is hanging so low it looks like her ass is in the front.

by NGRI September 15, 2010