absolutely a verb.
To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.
To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.
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Get the utensil mug.The otherwise un-named item which sits on the countertop next to the stove, usually for decoration, but also to place dirty or used utensils on to keep the counter clean. Sometimes known as a "spoon holder", the utensis finds itself in close company with other ridiculously-named kitchen devices, such as the trivet and the spoonula.
Nick placed his dirty spoonula on the utensis, which sat on the counter in his kitchen next to the trivet.
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"I hate sporks, they aren't good as a fork OR a spoon"
"You UTENSILIST. I can't believe you. If you can't learn to accept all kinds of utensils, we're through."
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seem to think of a decent insult and all that comes out is a random swear word then usually a kitchen utensil of some sort.
seem to think of a decent insult and all that comes out is a random swear word then usually a kitchen utensil of some sort.
twat spatula
dick fork
arse splice
cunt bucket
nob grater
shit strainer
etc
utensil swearing also works with animals to but to a lesser degree
fucking twat donkey etc
dick fork
arse splice
cunt bucket
nob grater
shit strainer
etc
utensil swearing also works with animals to but to a lesser degree
fucking twat donkey etc
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