usurper

chriskaye; one who plays tricks on the others

Chris Kaye is a usurper.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

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Usurper

Someone who steals your free time and replaces it with work or tedious conversation, often when he/she is unaware of doing it. Typically either someone deceptively nice (so you feel guilty about walking away), or your boss (so you can't leave).

Friend 1: Hey are you coming fishing on Saturday?

You: I'd like to, but before I leave the office my boss will

probably ask me to come in and work over the weekend. He's a usurper.

Boss: Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.

by g-a-d May 06, 2011

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usurpation

Being the favorite so things are given to you.

Amelia got her own bedroom while Justin and Mike had to share. Mike called it usurpation. He was right.

by Realdealdictionary March 06, 2016

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Face-usurp

The commandeering of someones unused facebook page for personal use.

Jason has a facebook. Jason never uses his facebook. You and friends decide to use his facebook for your own personal use by sharing music, ideas, stories on his wall (posts do not necessarily relate to Jason). In other words, you and friends face-usurp Jason's facebook.

by Maverickhands March 24, 2010

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usurper whistler

noun. Mortal enemy to the public whistler. A person of dominant mentality who, upon hearing a public whistler performing, also begins to whistle. Usurper whistling is a coup attack upon the public whistler. The usurper whistler can be identified by the fact that s/he is always whistling louder and usually faster than the public whistler.

verb. usurp-whistle

The other day I was whistling on a bus and fell victim to a usurper whistler. I was doing that part from Sitting on the Dock of a Bay and he started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy at the top of his register. He usurp-whistled me.

by Thel200ster March 21, 2007

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