usurper

a woman who is good at stealing men already spoken for. a woman who may or may not be in the process of luring a man into an affair.

Rebecca thought that Jillian's repeated requests to "share audio files" with her fiancee Tyrone was something that only a very skilled usurper would think to do.

by major_delmac March 10, 2005

uslurped

A fake work Michael, from The Ofice, used when Phyllis took Michael's role as Santa.

"Phyllis, a woman has uslurped my role as Santa."

by 69wordsmith May 22, 2020

usurper

chriskaye; one who plays tricks on the others

Chris Kaye is a usurper.

by El_Scorcho August 27, 2003

Face-usurp

The commandeering of someones unused facebook page for personal use.

Jason has a facebook. Jason never uses his facebook. You and friends decide to use his facebook for your own personal use by sharing music, ideas, stories on his wall (posts do not necessarily relate to Jason). In other words, you and friends face-usurp Jason's facebook.

by Maverickhands March 24, 2010

Usurper

Someone who steals your free time and replaces it with work or tedious conversation, often when he/she is unaware of doing it. Typically either someone deceptively nice (so you feel guilty about walking away), or your boss (so you can't leave).

Friend 1: Hey are you coming fishing on Saturday?

You: I'd like to, but before I leave the office my boss will

probably ask me to come in and work over the weekend. He's a usurper.

Boss: Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.

by g-a-d May 31, 2011

usurper whistler

noun. Mortal enemy to the public whistler. A person of dominant mentality who, upon hearing a public whistler performing, also begins to whistle. Usurper whistling is a coup attack upon the public whistler. The usurper whistler can be identified by the fact that s/he is always whistling louder and usually faster than the public whistler.

verb. usurp-whistle

The other day I was whistling on a bus and fell victim to a usurper whistler. I was doing that part from Sitting on the Dock of a Bay and he started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy at the top of his register. He usurp-whistled me.

by Thel200ster March 25, 2007

Usurp

Usurp is to take over illegally or legitimately by Force.

We usurp we dominant existences

by Ggmain December 12, 2020