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Urinary Olympics

A pissing contest to see who can pee the farthest.
Todd is acting like a chest-thumping gorilla again, because he thinks he'll win if we have a Urinary Olympics contest.
by marcifer November 11, 2010
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urinary

a technical term for when you piss yourself. like "coronary", except not.

as in, "i almost had a urinary"
He made me laugh so hard I almost had a urinary.
by I. C. Yupi April 26, 2011
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Urinary Canals

A Urinary Canal is formed when the excess belly fat convers up the sex glands, so you have to roll the skin until you make a passage(canal) to get it to the toilet.
A person who weights 500 pounds may have urinary canals
by JackCoocoo December 2, 2013
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urinary text infection

when you're texting and peeing at the same time and you accidentally pee on your phone (males only).

ex.: What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
What happened to your phone dude?
My phone got a urinary text infection last night at the bar. I pissed all over my shoes, too!
That's gross. Go replace your phone and burn your shoes.
by oldsport December 17, 2014
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reverse urinary blumpkin

When the girl is urinating while the male is standing in front receiving a blowjob. sometimes reffered to as pissing blowjobs or pb&j
Brad: Remember that time that matt got a reverse urinary blumpkin during the party?

Mark: WHYYYYY did that ever happen
by kkid65 October 8, 2011
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urinary cheesecake

What people in Japan call Urinal Cakes
Be careful not to pee on the urinary cheesecake or else you will be splashed with pee
The urinary cheesecake is blue
by Billiam Beaver April 19, 2018
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Urinary Eye Infection

A urinary eye infection occurs when you open your eyes in a pool where children have urinated, leading to irritation or infection due to exposure to the urine.
After spending the afternoon at the water park, Sarah complained of discomfort in her eyes, suspecting she may have contracted a urinary eye infection from accidentally opening her eyes in the pool where some kids had been peeing.
by DubbleJay March 15, 2024
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