Uppercunt

To shove your fist into the female vagina in a similar motion a boxer would use to 'uppercut' his opponent.

Damn, that annoying bitch needs uppercunted.

by GrafikArt December 6, 2010

Uppercunt

When a nasty girl wants you too eat her out, so you uppercut her right in the Twat, therefore making said girl yell in pain and never want to have her salad tossed again.

Corey: "Man I gave that hoe an uppercunt the other night."
Mike: "Sweet man, how'd it go?"
Corey: "Well, I don't think she wants me to eat her out again, it smelled like beef tacos."
Mike: "Damn dude you would fuck a girl with too much salsa on her taco."
Corey: "Just another notch in my bedpost my friend. Lets get on Live and tell Ricky."
Mike: "Fuck yeah."

by Corey Hall July 26, 2007

Uppercunt

A punch to the vagina, ocasionaly entering the vaginal orrifice.

She was being a bitch so i gave her an uppercunt.

by joe prendergast October 7, 2006

uppercunting

another word for fisting

as defined by Bo Burnham

We got a little serious there... I believe fisting should be called uppercunting

by ANTIClTIZEN December 3, 2010

uppercunt

Sometimes you might find you're being pursued by cunt. There may be something attached to it. It may be screaming something at you. This is irrelevant. A cuntchop may temporarily subdue the rabid cunt. A cuntslap will be laughed off the court. You've got to uppercunt that shit. POW! Right in the kisser.

Uppercunt; the heinous act of a powerful upward-punch in the lady-lips.

1. Some bitch was makin' eyeballs at me earlier. I was all "if you don't back off, there's an uppercunt over here with your name on, grandma!"

by twotoTandy March 27, 2008

Uppercunted

To punch a girl really hard in the pussy.

"Dude that bitch kicked me in the balls so I punched her right in the pussy."

"Yeah that bitch got uppercunted!"

by SomewhereOverTheRainbro October 17, 2014

UpperCunt

An upper cut to the vagina

Shut your face or i'm gonna hit you with an uppercunt.

by Squeener69 May 1, 2010