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Uppercunt

A closed fist punch in an upward, swinging motion that makes direct contact with the vagina.
Jab, jab, uppercunt--she's out!
by Dusty Rhodes April 23, 2004
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Canadian Uppercut

When your bitch is acting up and she won’t listen, drop to one knee and give her a power Canadian Uppercut to the cunt.
by Dogtooth Crew June 1, 2019
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Uppercunt

Similar motion to the uppercut. The only difference is location.

Not to be mistaken with fisting, which is very similar. The difference being that the Uppercunt is fast and not a repeated motion as there is no need for further pleasure after such a maneouvre.

A technique that is apparently associated with Leeroy Jenkins.
Bill - Last night I got my Uppercunt on.
Phil - Oh cool.
Bill - Yeah, I know. Her head is still stuck in my ceiling as we speak.
by Uxio July 14, 2009
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dick-uppercut

When you use your well-trained pubococcygeus muscle (the make-your-cock-jump muscle) to give your beloved one an uppercut. Doesn't really enhance sexual gratification, but if you accomplish this feat, you can officially call yourself Iron Crotch.
- I gave her a dick-uppercut and knocked her out cold. She was so amazed when she woke up that she married me and we were happy ever after.
by relevant man April 8, 2008
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Upperclassmen

The Juniors and Seniors of a high school they are attending. In other words, eleventh and twelfth graders.

Often they are feared the non-upperclassmen, usually freshmen.
Eleventh Grader: YES! We're eleventh graders! That makes us upperclassmen!!!
Ninth Grader: Uh-ohh.... I'm afraid of getting in the way of an upperclassmen....
by xairbearx June 29, 2009
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upperclasshole

An upperclasshole is an upperclassman who is an asshole only because he/she is in a higher grade than an underclassman. Their higher grade level makes them think they have the right to be a jerk to the lower grades.
"That senior is such an upperclasshole, he only makes fun of me because i am in a lower grade than him."
by THH July 10, 2006
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left hook with an uppercut

when your penis bends upward and to the left
Look at Mike's cock it has a serious left hook with an uppercut
by CARS December 8, 2005
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