Uppercunt

Fisting at a higher than recommended velocity. 3 second charge time required.

"I ended it with Jason because he uppercunted me on Saturday."

by The Gun Penguin January 24, 2015

Uppercunted

To punch a girl really hard in the pussy.

"Dude that bitch kicked me in the balls so I punched her right in the pussy."

"Yeah that bitch got uppercunted!"

by SomewhereOverTheRainbro October 18, 2014

uppercunt

To uppercut a women in the cunt.

"Dude she stood up and queefed cum on me so i uppercunted a bitch."

by Tdawg Zweiner May 19, 2010

uppercunt

When you drop to one knee and punch a woman in the vagina with an uppercut

Adam your an asshole (slap)

Bitch please ( uppercunt )

by sychaen February 12, 2014

Uppercunt

Punching a girl for being a douche. . But right in the box

She was such a douche, I couldn't just uppercut her with a punch....she deserved an uppercunt

by meggymc November 12, 2016

UpperCunting

An alternate to Fisting, UpperCunting is the act of forming a fist with your hand and using it to pleasure a sexual partner, by sticking it in ones orifice.

David and Sally want to try something new to spice up their sexlife. Sally suggests UpperCunting and David thinks shes a sexual deviant. Sally was denied UpperCunting.

by FrankoPancakes August 31, 2015

Uppercunt

The process by which a man uppercuts a woman's vagina.

How was your date with crystal?" "Good i gave her a huge Uppercunt

by TheUpperCunter December 05, 2010