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Upfuckening

The time between 9 PM and 3 AM on large college campuses in which true chaos is attained. Is defined by the presence of at least one ambulance, one firetruck and a pair of police squad cars being called to a dorm.
There was an especially bad Upfuckening last night - A microwave caught fire, a sophomore overdosed on tequila and two frat boys got into a fist fight with the RA.
by Professor Opuntia July 10, 2016
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Upfucker

One who has sex with someone else to better their situation.
Dude, did you hear about all the money she has coming her way? The only possible explanation is that she's an upfucker.
by One dude. May 21, 2009
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upchuckery

a quality the inspires upchucking,potentially in mass quantity.
see also vomitous
marge's lasagna incited much upchuckery.
by Leann D March 30, 2007
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ufuckery

Refers to egregious acts of rudeness or cruelty inflicted upon people by the university system.
I once witnessed a prime example of ufuckery when I saw a ufucker dean warn a suicidal student that expulsion would occur if an "attempt" were made. Upon asking the dean what that was all about, he explained to me that suicidal students "cost the university a lot of money." That poor student was totally ufucked.
by darknessatnoon March 7, 2008
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unfucker

An unfucker is some one who is a smooth playboy, and totally convinces you that you do want to have sex with him, but when it comes down to it cant hold up his end of the deal for one of the following reasons:

A. Drank too much and cant get it up.

B. Is terrified of having sex perhaps for medical reasons (ie, fear of premature ejaculation or has had some type of accident or surgery)

C. Has some type of STD like herpes that he is scared he would pass on to you.

Sometimes it gets really awkward when you encounter one of these unfuckers on a one night stand, waiting and waiting for the punchline... but it never comes.
Jacie: OMG, I cant believe it, all that smooth talkin and Marcus turned out to be an unfucker.

Tina: What? He unfucked you too?? Gosh, that guy totally unfucked me, and I was sure I was getting laid. I think he is unfucking that little Turkish girl now. Poor thing, soon she will find out hes an unfucker too.
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upfucked

Upfucked: Similar to back-asswards, something that you realize is inevitably going to be fucked up by something completely beyond your control. Recognition that something will be "fucked up" before it is actually "fucked up".
John and his goons will upfuck this one for sure!

Clyde is a walking upfuck!

Jane could'nt upfuck unzipping her skirt!

With the re-election of Mayor Nagin, New Orleans is completely upfucked!
by NOLADRIAN June 11, 2006
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unfuckerish

A term to show how nice/kind/friendly/helpful/awesome people are.
Fann: Damn, why do I meet all the fuckers in the world?

Alfred: Oh, God is showing you all the fuckers in this world so that you will know how unfuckerish I am. :D
by Kaitology April 9, 2009
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