upfucking

The act of fucking something up

Neither of us knew how to fix our dishwasher, so we knew that if we would be in for a major upfucking if we didn't call for help.

by awmm May 21, 2018

Upfucker

Someone who is fucking anally while the one being fucked is standing.

"You wanna upfuck tonight?"
"Yeah, sure"

"You are such an upfucker!"
"I don't do it like that."

by fuckkk October 21, 2013

upfucked

same as fucked up but the wrong way around obviously

This is upfucked!!!!

by Lucifer_Lectur June 12, 2003

upfuck

A sexual position in which a standing male fucks a woman who is being hoisted, with no external supports (eg, walls), up to waist level.

"Hey Johnny, what's up?" asked Jane.
"My penis. Let's go upfuck, right here, right now."

by AJ Kim December 3, 2003

UPFUCK TIME

A rampage of epic proportions...Upfuckery on a mighty scale...The art of annihilating all those who come into one's path...Supreme dominance over all opposition, often via sodomy or sharp intellect.

"UPFUCK TIME!" (whispered by adey after infiltrating the boy scout's dorm)

"ITS UPFUCK TIME!" (shouted by myself prior to beating the everlasting shite out of adey with his own pot of astroglide)

by MightyO May 16, 2008

upfucked

when you are so fucked up that when you try to tell someone you accidentally say it backwards

Babe i'm upfucked. (followed by Babe laughing at me for 10 minutes)

by kittenonedge March 21, 2022