unitard

An individual who wears the uniform/jersey of a sports team or player only because he/she heard that the team won some type of championship. Additionally, the person really does not know anything about sports and just wants to look cool wearing the logo/name of a champion, as if he/she followed them from the beginning.

That unitard is always changing his favorite team.

by psychmajor92376 August 2, 2006

Umtard

In the world of online gaming, Umtard refers to a retarded player that resorts to insults, rage quitting, clone killing (power-leveling), complaining, camping, hacking, glitching and being an asshole in general. The origin of this word spawns from the game Rush Team 2, where two players by the names of Umnika and MrUmni displayed all of the above characteristics to the extreme.

That guy is such an Umtard!

Stop complaining about lag you Umtard!
LOL! Look at that Umtard. He rage quit.

by Umnika March 5, 2017

Uptarding

make more stupid, upgrading retardness, advancing incompetence.

Dude, your uptarding yourself watching all that American Idol.

by peter.jubb April 21, 2005

untarded

the opposite of retarded.

My boyfriend and I are untarded.

by cami_fizzle July 10, 2006

Utard

A Utard is somebody stupid from Utah. No need to be a Mormon (but it doesn't hurt).

"Man, here comes Jack Moroni. I swear he's never been out of Provo. All he does is drink cough syrup and talk about snowboarding. What a Utard."

"He got his film degree at Brigham Young. What a Utard."

by RevDrDK October 15, 2009

Untarded

The polar opposite of retarded. Being of such sound logic that it repels even the slightest taint of retardation.

"Man, that idea is untarded!"

by C. Martin January 5, 2004

Umtarded

To be so stupid you not just retarded. Your umtarded.

"He just tripped over a cordless phone. You have to be umtarded to do that"

by MYA!! September 26, 2008