UNISA is an abbreviation for the "university" of South Australia.
The unveristy was founded in 1992 after the South Australian School of Dark Arts merged with 4 centrelinks and received misfuded ATSIC money and 300 hectares of land including the 100 acre wood and the gummi bear forest.
Unisa is well known for the highest rate of student dissatisfaction and suicide. Unfortunately it missed out by 1 place in the Australia's Worst rated University title in 2005.
However new management techniques that include harassment, black mail, neglect and violence have ensured that UNISA will reach its position of worst uni. Heights are set to be the worst university in the Asia pacific and even the world!
The university (S.A's biggest) is compromised of 40 000 Students. 36 000 students are from overseas and are primarily at UNISA to get permanent residence. the 4000 other students are locals who missed out on getting in to proper Uni's. Most local students are drug dealers, prostitutes, pimps and scientologists.
UNISA offers very mediocre degrees and is leading the world in groundbreaking research in voodoo economics, Neuro linguistic programming , eugenics and intelligent design.
They aren't just causing problems for students but are also reaching into the wider community by graduating 3rd rate social workers, nurses and teachers.
The unveristy was founded in 1992 after the South Australian School of Dark Arts merged with 4 centrelinks and received misfuded ATSIC money and 300 hectares of land including the 100 acre wood and the gummi bear forest.
Unisa is well known for the highest rate of student dissatisfaction and suicide. Unfortunately it missed out by 1 place in the Australia's Worst rated University title in 2005.
However new management techniques that include harassment, black mail, neglect and violence have ensured that UNISA will reach its position of worst uni. Heights are set to be the worst university in the Asia pacific and even the world!
The university (S.A's biggest) is compromised of 40 000 Students. 36 000 students are from overseas and are primarily at UNISA to get permanent residence. the 4000 other students are locals who missed out on getting in to proper Uni's. Most local students are drug dealers, prostitutes, pimps and scientologists.
UNISA offers very mediocre degrees and is leading the world in groundbreaking research in voodoo economics, Neuro linguistic programming , eugenics and intelligent design.
They aren't just causing problems for students but are also reaching into the wider community by graduating 3rd rate social workers, nurses and teachers.
News reporter : Tonight yet another student was found hanging from a city building.
People : UNISA, you've done it again!
People : UNISA, you've done it again!
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v: to go on a date with yourself
Ex: My long-distance boyfriend isn't coming to see me this Valentine's Day, so I'm going to Steak and Shake for a unidate cause I'm a strong, independent woman.
"Do you want to unidate?" I asked myself in the mirror. "Hell, yes!" I immediately replied, giving myself a knowing wink.
v: to go on a date with yourself
Ex: My long-distance boyfriend isn't coming to see me this Valentine's Day, so I'm going to Steak and Shake for a unidate cause I'm a strong, independent woman.
"Do you want to unidate?" I asked myself in the mirror. "Hell, yes!" I immediately replied, giving myself a knowing wink.
My long-distance boyfriend isn't coming to see me on Valentine's Day, so I'm going to Steak and Shake by myself on a unidate because I am a strong, independent woman.
"Do you want to unidate tonight?" I asked myself in the mirror. "Hell, yes!" I immediately replied, giving myself a knowing wink.
"Do you want to unidate tonight?" I asked myself in the mirror. "Hell, yes!" I immediately replied, giving myself a knowing wink.
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the spawn of a marshmellow and an unicorn. they are very cute and taste quite yummy. they have one horn and basically look like a marshmellow with a face and a horn coming out of its forehead
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-adjective
1. Having only one testicle.
2. Possessing fear, hesitation, or insecurity.
Origin:
Uni- ("one")
Nad ("Gnad"- gonad, ball, testicle)
-cle (diminutive suffix of Latin origin)
1987-1993; Holland / Pennsylvania, US
-adjective
1. Having only one testicle.
2. Possessing fear, hesitation, or insecurity.
Origin:
Uni- ("one")
Nad ("Gnad"- gonad, ball, testicle)
-cle (diminutive suffix of Latin origin)
1987-1993; Holland / Pennsylvania, US
1. While running to catch a frisbee, Hector tripped over a bicycle. He fell, and smashed his balls so hard on the bike's handlebars, he had to get one of them surgically removed. Hector is now uninadical.
2. Dude, are you gonna jump, or what? You're acting like a pussy. Quit being so uninadical.
2. Dude, are you gonna jump, or what? You're acting like a pussy. Quit being so uninadical.
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