union jack 

In England, evidence that England continues to consider itself the ruler of, rather than a member of a union with, Scotland and the North of Ireland, never mind Wales (which is not represented at all). In Scotland, evidence of the failure of Scotland to assert itself in the face of persistent insult (the English St. George Cross is superimposed on the Scottish St. Andrews Cross). In the Republic of Ireland, toilet paper, given the insistence of the English on not changing the flag after 1922 to reflect the fact that Ireland threw the English out.

"The Union Jack shows that England would still like to conquer the world"

union jack by an craobhin aobhinn December 26, 2008

Union Jack 

Pet name for penis

Union Jack has come out to greet us today! He is huge!

Union Jack by Hickery Doc April 30, 2003

Union Jack 

A bunch of guys stand in a cirkle and masturbate

Sundays is for a round of Union Jack with the bois

Union Jack by mememeister autismus maximus August 12, 2019

Union Jack Off 

An annoying, contemptible, or inconsequential person that also happens to be British.

That bloke had a few too many at the pub and punched a lollipop lady in the tit on his stumble home. He’s a real Union Jack Off.

Union Jack Off by Patty Winters March 17, 2024

The Union Jack 

He'll ban everyone who plasy Era on graal.

The Union Jack banned Dell Melvar.

The Union Jack by ShoFo October 1, 2003

Union-Jacked 

When one dips their balls in a mixture of shit and tea much like a tea bag, then another proceeds to jack off said person who dipped their balls in the mixture.

Bruv, Charles was well Union-Jacked on the weekend

Union-Jacked by DoughBoy01 December 10, 2021

The union jacks 

1. Where Alex goes to urinate.

2. The most hilarious joke in the world.

Peter: Alex's going to the union jacks. HA HA HA.

The Jew: God Peter's stupid.

Liam: fap fap fap

The union jacks by RoryGalway February 12, 2010