Unibananacorn Horn

That half banana that you put on your forehead to make yourself look like a Unicorn.

Timmy: "Dad, can you cut my banana in half?"

Dad: "What for?"

Timmy: "I want a Unibananacorn Horn."

by HB Lester June 17, 2013

unmanual nut

Sleeping with someone unattractive just to get an orgasm.

Sleeping with her wasn't because I liked her, I just like the convenience of an unmanual nut. (masturbating can get old)

by lord venom November 10, 2013

uninanonomonitity

to be unanimously anonymous; an anonymous group.

Since no one signed the Declaration of Independence, they exercised their right to uninanonomonitity.

by deathwolfreaperwannabeeeee7 February 10, 2010

Unimaid

half unicorn half mermaid, friend to the unicorn, has the ability to breathe underwater, and fly, can swim, and has majestic ways
- friends with 'charlie the unicorn'
very rare creatures, but once found they seem to be extremely happy and beautiful.

caution: they pee rainbows when they are excited (rainbows do not include 'pot of gold')

oh hey! im a unimaid

we can fly to Australia to swim and visit charlie the unicorn because im a unimaid!

by UNICORN&UNIMAID December 11, 2011

unimaginative

lacking in original thought; uncreative. Sometimes a result of pent up sexual frustration after months of inactivity.

Bjoy is unimaginative.

by jdawg February 26, 2004

Unman

The act of losing one's manhood. Equivalents in various languages were common in antiquity when the castration of men or boys to produce eunuchs as servants in households of the rich was common. Another way dating from antiquity in which one could "unman" a man was by sodomizing him after his defeat or capture in battle, as happened to T.S. Lawrence - Lawrence of Arabia - during World War I.

In more recent times, "unmaning" a man survives in male prisons through the anal rape of weaker men by stronger ones.

T. S. Lawrence's memoirs relate how the Turkish governor of Arabia had his soldiers beat and Unman him after he was captured. He never recovered from having his Manhood taken from him.

by BxMuscle January 11, 2011

unicankle

When swelling occurs between the calf and ankle of one leg and foot.

A unicankle is generally formed after an athlete kicks the planted tree trunk leg of a much larger competitor or bashing there foot into a stump.

by TeamDamage May 19, 2010