underseat treasure

uhn-der-seet trezh-er
noun

Loose change and other items often found under or between furniture cushions (especially couches), automobile seats, and other such places where stuff falls out of your pockets and you usually can't find it without crawling on your hands and knees.

Origin: This is a common enough phenomenon that I decided there needed to be a term for it. It is a play on words from the phrase "undersea treasure".

College dude 1: “Man, I need a Mountain Dew for tonight’s cram session, but I spent my last quarters on the laundry machines…”

College dude 2: “Look around the dorm lounge, dude. There’s bound to be at least 50 cents in underseat treasure there…”

College dude 1: “Thanks, bro; I never thought of that!”

College dude 2: “That’s ‘cause you’re a pothead. Anyway, try to steer clear of the used condoms.”

by Vonthako November 2, 2009

Undressed

unspiced foods, particularly cupcakes. Or plain foods.

"these undressed cupcakes look terrible, time to dress them up."

by Big V dog December 19, 2021

underaged townie

townie who has not yet arrived at puberty, but still believes they can start on people.

(high pitched voice)
"Mate will yu buy us some fags?"
"no"
"fucking wanker"
"Ha"

by bob April 6, 2005

Unversed

Due to a translation error, North Americans have been using the term "Unbirth" as the new mysterious enemy in Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep. But, the real english term is "Unversed"

An Unversed is "the opposite of human life"

"Oh my god, I can't beat this Unversed!"
"The Unversed are the new enemy in Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep"

by 19JonJon96 August 28, 2009

Russian Underside

the russian underside is when your lady gets on top of you upside down and backwards and masturbates you with a 400 pound salmon while you masturbate her with a snow fox.

"Natascha, I think we need to spice up our love life"
"Boris, if you go to the fish store and get some salmon, we can do the Russian Underside and things will be so much hotter!"

by milkmaid604 June 13, 2007

Underaged sex movement

A movement that seeks to gets so called underaged sex made legal and promotes people having such sex.

you for the underaged sex movement?

by Deep blue 2012 November 21, 2009

Underweed

When you and your friends are passing around a bong, and Y'all smoke the top layer of the weed. The Underweed is all the smokable weed under the burnt top layer in the bowl.

Don't forget to smoke the underweed at the bottom of the bowl!

by Brazybinch September 20, 2017