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shiny upperclassmen syndrome

When a boy becomes more appealing to a girl simply because he is older than her, specifically if he is an upperclassman (junior or senior in high school). It seems many younger girls are drawn to older guys for this reason, even if he doesn't really have much else going for him. For girls, dating up is somewhat prestigious.
I suppose this could also apply in college, but I have not yet come across that scenario.
"Why does she even like him? He isn't very cute and his personality is just so-so..."

"She must have shiny upperclassmen syndrome."
by apersonfromnova January 11, 2012
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Upperclassmen

The Juniors and Seniors of a high school they are attending. In other words, eleventh and twelfth graders.

Often they are feared the non-upperclassmen, usually freshmen.
Eleventh Grader: YES! We're eleventh graders! That makes us upperclassmen!!!
Ninth Grader: Uh-ohh.... I'm afraid of getting in the way of an upperclassmen....
by xairbearx June 29, 2009
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upperclasshole

An upperclasshole is an upperclassman who is an asshole only because he/she is in a higher grade than an underclassman. Their higher grade level makes them think they have the right to be a jerk to the lower grades.
"That senior is such an upperclasshole, he only makes fun of me because i am in a lower grade than him."
by THH July 10, 2006
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Upperclassmen

Upperclassmen are the juniors and seniors in high school or a 4-year college. Freshmen are often intimidated by them, due to the upperclassmen being older than them and knowing everything more than they do.

Sophomores are still in the underclassmen ranks, but appear to be more respected than the freshmen. Usually when school is out for the summer, the sophomores are excited to become upperclassmen (aka: juniors) the following year. The juniors are excited to become seniors, and the freshmen are worrying about what will happen to them when they become sophomores.
Here's a story...

Sophomore 1: Hey, school is out! And in 3 more months, we will be upperclassmen! Also known as juniors!

Sophmore 2: Ikr! It's gonna be so cool! We can be twice as cool like the seniors!

3 months later...

Junior 1: Yes! We are officially juniors! Lets go scare some freshmen, shall we?

Junior 2: Hell yeah!

After the prank...

Freshman 1: Why do upperclassmen have to be so mean?

Freshman 2: Probably, because they think that they know everything more than we do
by JellyBean600 June 20, 2018
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Karns Underpass

a one lane underpass, or tunnel, for cars underneath a railroad track that is constantly tagged and retagged with bad graffiti by Karns High students
"Dude, I was tagging the Karns underpass last night and the police came before I could finish."

"Lame."
by jellybean4 May 13, 2009
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raging underpass

The act of dancing underneath a concrete structure, to any given beat.
by WebstersBest June 8, 2016
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Upperclassmen

The two highest grades in High School before College. They are Juniors and Seniors, and are absolute dickheads to lowerclassmen just because they exist. However, not all are this way, but most of them that you'll meet will hate lowerclassmen for no reason. Once lowerclassmen become upperclassmen, they want that feeling of power, and will repeat the harassment that the previous upperclassmen did to them.
Upperclassmen: Haha! You lowerclassmen are nothing but mislead fucktards that don't know your place! We will pick on you, treat you as inferiors, and make fun of you until we leave out of this fucking dump for good! Pick up my shit, hand it to me, and don't make us mad!
by ShxdyNeo May 14, 2019
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