Sweeping it under the rug

When lying in bed rubbing one out and you blow your load onto your partner's back, then proceed to pull down their shirt like nothing happened.

Hopefully I'm at work when my girlfriend finds out I was sweeping it under the rug.

by Lycoris Leingod June 12, 2020

swept it under the rug

slyly hide crummy work to save time and energy.

Instead of picking up the dirt after cleaning the floor, he sneakily "swept it under the rug" to save himself time and effort.

by Phillip Barton May 15, 2006

Knock It Under The Bed

knocking your shlong under THE bed.

Adamn: Hey Ben what is up my niggy
Ben: Nothing just gonna Knock It Under THE Bed when i get home
Adamn: Can I join?
Ben: Only if you wear socks.
Adamn: Why is that?
Ben: Because if you wear socks nothing you do is gay.
Adamn: NOICE

by zmillz1125 June 14, 2018

put it under your lungs

To make ones penis go deep enough to barely touching ones lungs during intercourse.

Baybee let me put it under your lungs.

by hulk smash dat hoe March 17, 2015

Drill it 20ft under

It means “make it last forever”. Keep something rock solid so it's unmovable.

YO BRO, I LOVE MY GIRL. WE GONNA DRILL IT 20FT UNDER

by Jbergleton October 14, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 8, 2025

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all

Bruh. Really? Just…
Bruh.

I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all, but I copy and pasted this

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld November 30, 2021