A book that has become a cultural phenomenon as the female version of "He's Just Not That Into You". It is basically a list of pet peeves or turn-offs that women have against men. The book is divided into three parts: things men wear, things men say, and things men do. There are over 300 items listed and while many of them seem like legimitate complaints, others seem downright petty. There is a rating scale for each to measure how much of a turn-off it is which range from minor (red flag/storm cloud) issues to more serious (not getting any/kiss of death) ones that can kill any chance at romance. The book can be found in the humor at section at local bookstores and while it does offer some good advice, men should take it with a grain of salt.
A man who owns a reptile, clips a cell phone to his belt, and uses catchphrases is considered undateable. A man who does anything feminine such as wear makeup or drink cosmopolitans is considered undateable. A man who doesn't pay on the first date or doesn't leave a tip ensures that he won't get a second date.
by boratfan1 September 9, 2010
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I'm taking an unbeatable vow until I beat Conner in a race.
I need an A this quarter, I'm taking an unbeatable vow until I do so!
I need an A this quarter, I'm taking an unbeatable vow until I do so!
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The one person from your past that you can't get over, but can never obtain.
Similar to the "Lobster" or the "Boo", the "Unreachable" is the person that you've liked/loved in the past, had a strong connection with, and always end up thinking about every now and then; the only difference is that you never really had them to begin with.
Similar to the "Lobster" or the "Boo", the "Unreachable" is the person that you've liked/loved in the past, had a strong connection with, and always end up thinking about every now and then; the only difference is that you never really had them to begin with.
Lisa: I miss Brian...He's my unreachable.
Phyllis: You mean your lobster?
Lisa: No, hoe, my unreachable....
Phyllis: You mean your lobster?
Lisa: No, hoe, my unreachable....
by somethingsaur December 13, 2008
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*over text*
boy: and then we had the most fantastic time white water rafting down the blue ridge mountains...it would have been great if you were there!
girl: you're amazing!
*in real life*
boy: eh...
girl: this is so not what i was looking forward to. you are completely undateable
boy: and then we had the most fantastic time white water rafting down the blue ridge mountains...it would have been great if you were there!
girl: you're amazing!
*in real life*
boy: eh...
girl: this is so not what i was looking forward to. you are completely undateable
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Ralph is so unteachable.
by Ohlongjohnsone3029 September 22, 2018
Get the Unteachable mug.A footballing term used to describe an exquisite move, play or shot which simply cannot be taught.
Most skills in the game can be learnt through years and years of relentless practice. But every now and then you witness something unbelievable and frankly, unteachable.
Most skills in the game can be learnt through years and years of relentless practice. But every now and then you witness something unbelievable and frankly, unteachable.
“Did you hear about Gawny’s winner in the Thursday night cup final? Simply unteachable mate! I tell you what, some people are just born with the gift”
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