Uncooked Spaghetti

The term was created when talking about skinny, no having curves, straight up and down women. For example, Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock.

"I don't understand why people find Julia Roberts attractive, she's straight up and down, looking like uncooked spaghetti."

by Livermore January 14, 2014

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balls squared and uncocked

Extremely frustrated and angry like a man with four testicles and no penis; can't release the frustration the normal way so you're looking for other outlets

variations: 'eggs cornered with no rooster' and 'four squared and uncocked'

"Stay out of Nelson's way. You're already on his shit list and he's got his balls squared and uncocked."

by so42gob4dawn August 6, 2006

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Uncooked Egg

Refers to a cute girl who's body looks good in clothes but awful naked.

For example, when you crack an uncooked egg into a pan, the whites and yolks go everywhere you don't want them to go. You want the yolk in the middle, but it just keeps running all over. A girl is an uncooked egg if you think her lady bits will go all over the second her clothes come off.

Guy 1: I can't tell if I'd bang her or not...sometimes she looks real good.

Guy 2: Don't waste your time bro, she's a total uncooked egg.

by BigDogXXIX October 14, 2011

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