unclean spirits

1. Incomplete cleaning of ones anal opening after a bowl movement. May result in a condition call "swamp ass".

2. The process of making your anal opening soiled by releasing solid or liquid flatulence, also may result in a condition called "swamp ass".

Steve noticed he had unclean spirits by the brown streak in his white underwear.

by mtbikerbob August 15, 2006

doctrine of unclean hands

Legal doctrine describing the absolute wrongness of setting your Starbucks down on the urinal while you drain the weasel. By your act, the coffee is forever unclean, and any attempt to rationalize it that it was just the bottom of the coffee cup that touched the urinal is futile. Osmosis by grossness occurs, and you are basically drinking other dudes' urine.

One of the essays on the bar exam last year involved the doctrine of unclean hands.

by Ae5Ea8 March 27, 2015

Unclean

Sick, dirty.

I am unclean and I carry no hand sanitizer or face mask, if you become unclean yourself, that's too bad for you.

by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021