Legal doctrine describing the absolute wrongness of setting your Starbucks down on the urinal while you drain the weasel. By your act, the coffee is forever unclean, and any attempt to rationalize it that it was just the bottom of the coffee cup that touched the urinal is futile. Osmosis by grossness occurs, and you are basically drinking other dudes' urine.
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This man is an epitome of bullshit and trickery. The misunderstood, entitled bitch of hell. The person who makes Monday through Wednesday hell for an hour.
The unwisely called “health and physical education” teacher.
Let’s just say you do not want to meet him.
This man is an epitome of bullshit and trickery. The misunderstood, entitled bitch of hell. The person who makes Monday through Wednesday hell for an hour.
The unwisely called “health and physical education” teacher.
Let’s just say you do not want to meet him.
by adopt a toblerone March 2, 2020
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mr.unclean is an insane enimy of mr.clean. puts the "unclean" in porn, memes, yer mom, and unveritizes people/ yer olive oil
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"Instructions unclear: dick stuck in toaster."
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Instructions: To get your witchmax-2000 broomstick up and running you must sacrifice 1 virgin(whose first name must start with an 'X') on an altar which has the shape of the map of Argentina while reading the bible backwards in an Australian accent while writing the solution of three complex differential equations on the altar with a black bpelikan/b marker.
Once complete, proceed with soaking the bat feathers in the virgin blood and your good to go.
User: Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in the toaster. Help..?
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User: Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in the toaster. Help..?
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