ubern00b

Can also be said as ubernoob. It is a noob who thinks they are the best, and acts like a know it all when they know nothing. Often talks in 1337 (computer geek lingo) and calls people with scores way better than theirs, a noob.

Also a mixture between uber and noob

(scores, dave-150, ubern00b-1

ubern00b- 0h 1 ju57 pwn3d j00, j00 n00b, joo 4r3 73h suxor(translate= I just killed you for the first timeeven though you killed me 150 times, so therefor you suck an are a n00b)

Dave-stfu you ubern00b

by zaq101 February 3, 2005

Uren

A word for a massive erection brought on at random by an unexplained sexual stimulator. Ever had an unwanted boner? Ever felt that your erectile tissue feels like shooting up and making a hole in your jeans? Whenever you get an unwanted stiffie and you can't explain why then you know you got a Uren.

'Jeez, I just got a massive Uren! Wish it'll go!

by koismb March 6, 2013

Homo Ubernerdicus

taxonomical description of a Homo Nerdicus (or Common Nerd) that exhibits extreme levels of nerdhood; a highly advanced nerd.

Mark has managed to simultaneously read The War Nerd, comment on Cracked.com entries, vandalize Wikipedia articles, buy Hello Kitty underwear on eBay, write idiotic stories on his blog 'One Wang to Rule Them All', and formulate convoluted battle plans in World of Warcraft all while watching anime and masturbating to Japanese hentai magazines in his 'speical-ops war room' (i.e. parents' basement). Phone call for Homo Ubernerdicus.

by Dexippus December 23, 2009

uben

Pronounced OO-bin
1. A top-quality but little known venue or product; a "best kept secret"
2. Rumored to be the real first name of Falcon, an LA-based tattoo artist.

Joe's Shanghai has decent Chinese food but it's a tourist trap. Try the place two doors down, that one's an uben.

by cardamom November 5, 2007

ubernoob

The worst kind of noob, they have been playing for quite a while and they still arent picking up any skills.
You may also call someone an ubernoob when they are teamkilling and team flashing and generally being an annoyance even if they are quite skilled.

"Stop team wounding you ubernoob"
"ffs ubernoob, you got me killed again"
"votekick"

by Tamek Iller September 24, 2005

Ubran Dictionary

You spelled it incorrectly. It's Urban Dictionary.

Since you're a moron, you should probably learn how to spell.

You just looked up "Ubran Dictionary" because you're either stoned, drunk, or just a bad speller.

by CaptainJack September 25, 2006

Ubernut

An intense, third-eye-opening orgasm happening on every plane of existence except physical, triggered by a strong spiritual and/or emotional force overpowering you and causing unmatched pleasure.

Every time the Pirates theme song comes on I ubernut.

by glocksucker69 May 29, 2017