ubernoob

The worst kind of noob, they have been playing for quite a while and they still arent picking up any skills.
You may also call someone an ubernoob when they are teamkilling and team flashing and generally being an annoyance even if they are quite skilled.

"Stop team wounding you ubernoob"
"ffs ubernoob, you got me killed again"
"votekick"

by Tamek Iller September 24, 2005

Uberite

A person who uses Uber religiously

These days I'm a total Uberite

I'm a recent Uberite convert

by NicZB July 15, 2016

Ubernut

An intense, third-eye-opening orgasm happening on every plane of existence except physical, triggered by a strong spiritual and/or emotional force overpowering you and causing unmatched pleasure.

Every time the Pirates theme song comes on I ubernut.

by glocksucker69 May 29, 2017

ubernoid

1)a combination of the two words uber and paranoid
2)a person who is especially paranoid

Girl 1- i was so paranoid last night i thought gnomes came in and stole my toilet paper. so i hid underneath a blanket on my couch with a candle and a bag of cheetohs, in the fetal posistion.

Girl 2- Wow, ubernoid much?

by Lady-Shell March 25, 2009

uterine

Uterine was the goddess of vaginal cannals, wombs and fertility. Her mortal enemy is sodomitrias who is the goddess of anal penetration, prison sex and parties on Navy war boats.

These days uterine may be used in viber chats when describing the length and depth of a women's uterus.

We are having problems falling pregnant not because of my small dick but because my wife has a deep uterine.

by Volgzilla July 7, 2015

ubernerd

Indigenous to the greater Los Angeles area, the ubernerd often references binary code in day to day conversation, which is almost always deilivered via an application called Trillian.

He will often be found wrapped in dolce & gabanna textiles and/or dawning a tie no greater than 1.25 inches in width.

The ubernerd, although somewhat elusive, draws his income by coaxing millions of unsuspecting individuals in to providing him with personal information under the guise of free consumer electronics and evening wear.

"I met this guy at the club last night, but I'm pretty sure he's an ubernerd. He was wearing a $4,000 suit with an old pair of converse chuck taylors. When he gave me his email address he told me I could opt-out at any time"

by S. Buss May 25, 2006

ubernumerexaggeration

this is what you call it when girls (or really girly guys) are talking on the internet and try to express their obnoxiously exaggerated feelings for something by multiplying that feeling by a hugely ridiculous number

Sally: OH EM GEE! Billy, I love you x435237234583495598!

Billy: You're ugly so i dont care...and i don't appreciate your ubernumerexaggeration

by connman August 6, 2006