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uber eats special

The shear panic that arises while tracking your uber eats driver and realizing they have stopped in an alleyway on their way to you to make a deposit in your cold cheesy alfredo pasta dish.
God damn it dude, this guy has been sitting in this alleyway for 30 minutes after picking up my chipotle bowl. Looks like I'm getting extra sour cream tonight in my uber eats special.
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uber eats ass hoe 

An uber eats ass hoe is a female who makes a man pay for her uber in order to eat sum dick up
him: come eat dis mf
her: u gon pay for my uber
*otp w his hb*
him: this bitch a uber eats ass hoe
uber eats ass hoe by lyricckkk August 2, 2023

Ligue 1 Uber Eats 

The French top division of football (what's a soccer?) where every season, its been farmed by PSG (Paris Saint-Germain) of the likes of Neymar (diver) (no longer Pessi) and Mpaypal, whom bottles in European football outside of France.
Twitter user Troll Football:"What is the biggest farmer league in football?" Real Madrid fan:"Its the Ligue 1 Uber Eats leauge, mpaypal loves farming it along with Messi and Neymar!"

UberEatsDisorder 

The willingness to blow away all your money on Uber eats instead of buying groceries.
John has UberEatsDisorder. He spent 140$ on uber eats this week.
UberEatsDisorder by SonnyG89 March 24, 2022

your_average_ubereats_guy 

A guy on gamejolt that is silly but goes serious at drama but still he is very very silly and I recommend following him on gamejolt
your_average_ubereats_guy: used for a mrwhale command