uterus

An area on a woman created by pants/shorts that might be a little to big or incorrectly fitted that causes a small bulge or bunched area in the crotch area. Resembling the shape of a uterus.

"Those pants are giving you a weird uterus region"
"Dont buy those shorts, they give you a uterus".

by Emine March 10, 2004

Uterus

1. The area inside of the female genetalia, used to house a fetus during pregnancy.
2. The area into which the penis or balls are inserted.

"I once shoved a cow into my uterus."

by Matthew July 25, 2003

Uterus

The shit where babies chill for a light 9 months

Person A: What's uterus?

Person B: The shit where babies chill for a light 9 months

by Torq'd May 30, 2018

Uterus

My toilet.

My toilet bit my penis and tore it off!

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

Uterus

Part of a female body that is categorized as a weapon and protected under the Second Amendment.

The Second Amendment protects a woman’s right to control her uterus.

by CLKTRA May 22, 2019

uterus

The world's greatest firewall. One single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA info. One ejaculation transfers 15,875 GB of data, equivalent to that held on 7500 laptops.

I will DDOS your uterus

by pussyDon, the king of sea August 25, 2021

Uterus

What gives you the ability to grow muscle. Located mainly in the upper body, sometimes in the lowerbody

Greg bled from his uterus once because of how hand he was working out

by Greg bingleberryton March 10, 2023