Chase Utley

Self proclaimed smut, the gorgeous Chase Utley plays 2nd base for the Philadelphia Phillies. Voted dirtiest player in baseball by Sports Illustrated due to excessive dirt, grass stainage, pine tar and sometimes blood that end up on his uniform after every game, and catchers beware! He will take you out if you are in his way!! Most likely, that is not the only reason they call him dirty.

Phillies second baseman Chase Utley has put up some filthy numbers in 2006, proving he's more than just another pretty face in an ugly uniform.

by Evia August 9, 2006

Dropped an Utley

Dropping a F Bomb in front of a large croud.

Yo, Joe Biden just dropped an Utley at the health care signing.

by nb576223 March 24, 2010

Utlanning

One of four Demosthean terms of "otherness" derived from nordic phrases. Utlanning or Otherlander refers to someone of the same species living on the same planet, just in a different region.

My friend Jake in florida is a Utlanning.

by Ender Wiggin September 1, 2004

utly

When something is so ugly that the word ugly isn't even the appropriate term to describe it.

"Boy how'd yo mama let you leave the house? You so utly!"

by SteveFromBluesClues April 8, 2015

UTLA

1. Noun - Acronym for "University of Texas at Los Angeles." The term was first coined when UCLA students wore Texas burnt orange t-shirts to a USC vs. UCLA basketball game in a failed and feeble attempt to ridicule USC's loss to the Longhorns in the 2006 Rose Bowl. Unfortunately the plan backfired on the gutty little Bevos and they have been ridiculed for that failed stunt ever since.

2. Adopting the athletic accomplishments of one school in an attempt to ridicule another school; usually occurs in cases where the adopting school is woefully pathetic at sports in general.

3. Verb - A stunt which backfires and causes ridicule and embarrassment to the person seeking to ridicule.

4. Taking credit for something you didn't do.

Noun - "See that UTLA student over there cleaning my floors."

Verb: "Did you see that boomerang miss the intended target and hit the thrower in the face? Man, that guy just got UTLA'd."

(Buffalo Bill fans wearing Pittsburgh Steeler jerseys at a Seattle Seahawk game) "Looks like they are pulling an UTLA."

"Al Gore claims he invented the internet, that's so UTLA."

by Alex C.B. May 28, 2006

UTLA

Useless, Tedious, Lackluster A**holes, otherwise known as United Teachers of Los Angeles. What is laughingly presented as a powerful union, it is actually a monkey in a Gorilla-suit.

I went to UTLA for support against my vituperating principal and was hung out to dry like a pair of soggy underwear.

by gymgnostic December 26, 2008

utley

1. Noun - Having a very good eye or random ability for something not possessed by the average person 2. Noun - Looking out for someone else, especially in a small to moderate jam or a generally "clutch" situation.

1. Person one: "Ah if I had 25 more cents I could get a large coffee. I have a credit card on me, but they don't can't take it, so I'll just settle for a medium coffee and be tired all day.
Person two: (digs in pocket) "I got ya brah" (throws down an extra quarter on the counter)
Person one: "Good utley!"

2. Person one: "Shit man, I got another bogus ticket from the PPA"
Person two: "Screw it man, I can photoshop a picture and get you out of paying it."
Person one: "Good utley! Fuck the PPA!"

by Dr. Solid January 13, 2011