After all the urs, this one is one of the most terrifying. “ur dog log” is to only be used if there’s no more hope.
John: UR GRANNY TRANNY
joe: I didn’t think it’d come to this..
John: wait-no-joe
Joe: ur dog log
John: soul leaves existence and everything is abolished
joe: I didn’t think it’d come to this..
John: wait-no-joe
Joe: ur dog log
John: soul leaves existence and everything is abolished
by Alossissea April 13, 2018

Only to be used in extreme, dire situations, in which every phrase in your arsenal has been either used, exhausted, or turned against you. This is the ultimate comeback which, once uttered triggers a chain reaction of events that collapses the sun, destroys the Milky Way galaxy, and ends all life in the universe as we know it. This is final. This is The End.
John:Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur brother mother, ur sister mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur ancestors incestors, and your family tree LGBT.
Henry: You've left me no choice.
John: Wait stop I didn't mean any o-.
Henry: It's too late. You've doomed us all.
John:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Henry:ur dog a log.
*Gunshots sound, screams in the distance, sirens can be heard from afar. The moon has ceased to exist. The galaxy is spiraling 200000x faster, tearing itself and everything around it apart at rapid speeds. The end of the universe has come. There is no salvation. God has left the server.
Henry: You've left me no choice.
John: Wait stop I didn't mean any o-.
Henry: It's too late. You've doomed us all.
John:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Henry:ur dog a log.
*Gunshots sound, screams in the distance, sirens can be heard from afar. The moon has ceased to exist. The galaxy is spiraling 200000x faster, tearing itself and everything around it apart at rapid speeds. The end of the universe has come. There is no salvation. God has left the server.
by KingKonguptheAss June 6, 2018

The absolute fucking pinnacle of insults not only will they just be utterly demolished, this will cause the Mariana Trench to rupture and the Yellowstone Volcano to erupt. Then when all is said and done, the fucking moon will collide with the earth on the exact spot of the person who has been insulted.
Tim: Dude, fuck you.
Joe: Ur dog a frog.
Tim: What...?
Joe: *engulfed in flames*
*Yellowstone begins erupting as the world slowing falls into pieces from the Mariana Trench rupturing*
*The moon collides with the earth on the exact spot of Tim*
Joe: Ur dog a frog.
Tim: What...?
Joe: *engulfed in flames*
*Yellowstone begins erupting as the world slowing falls into pieces from the Mariana Trench rupturing*
*The moon collides with the earth on the exact spot of Tim*
by Mother__Goose May 18, 2018

Faggot - ur mom gay lol
You - ur dad lesbian
Faggot - ur granny tranny haha i win
You - no faggot, ur dog incest
Faggot - dissolves
You - ur dad lesbian
Faggot - ur granny tranny haha i win
You - no faggot, ur dog incest
Faggot - dissolves
by Bootyeater96 May 11, 2018

by The triple homo March 12, 2018

Everyone loves a good ol dog right? Well whip this hoe out and you just disgraced the person who revives it entire bloodline...
Tod : fuck you dude.
You: Tod I swear to god...
Tod: what pussy?
You: your dog nignog!!
Tod:*seppukus self*
Tod' s family:*literally just fucking dies*
You: Tod I swear to god...
Tod: what pussy?
You: your dog nignog!!
Tod:*seppukus self*
Tod' s family:*literally just fucking dies*
by XavXavIsItchy March 12, 2018

by DviDoom March 10, 2018
