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Undeserved Sympathy

Sympathy that is actually deserved because most wealthy homes are cesspools of abuse and alcoholism. But because the world believes when your rich you have everything, rich kids often don't obtain the sympathy they deserve.
Undeserved Sympathy: sympathy which should really be granted to the rich but is not due to shallow jealousy

I'm sorry we'll be in Aspen this week. Why don't you call your friends and ask them to come over.

Translation: I'm sorry we have the money to continue our search for entertainment instead of doing the job we're supposed to do in raising you. Why don't you look to others for your self esteem and nurturing.

We're going to the Reads Charity event, if you want something, Helda can make it for you.

Translation: Once again, we won't be home for nice dinners and family cooked meals, instead we'll leave you a kitchen full of food that has to be cooked and you can spend the evening listening to how much our staff doesn't like us.

I'll get you a job.

Translation: We weren't home or sober enough to make sure you learned the coping skills you'd need to survive in the world, so we'll call a friend and get you employment which will pay well but leave you souless because in your heart of hearts you'll know you don't deserve it.

I married a younger woman/man.

Translation: I didn't need respect from society because I have money, so I picked myself out a nice prostitute to be your stepmother.
by yachtclub101.blogspot.com September 29, 2010
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Underserved

Consuming enough alcoholic beverages to legally be considered under the influence but not so much as to comfortably act a fool and/or hit on or be hit on by undesirable members of the opposite sex
I had to call a cab last night at the bar, but I totally wasn't even buzzed!! I think I was underserved.
by calihog August 10, 2009
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Undeserved

If people have undeserved things and you accept that as an inevitably; why, then, would you try to prevent me (or anyone for that matter) from acquiring something I don't deserve?
Hym "You know, I think some of the contempt that is levied at me is undeserved... I am great and should be lauded for my dialogical screenwriting prowess."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2022
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Underseater

An underseater is when someone defecates on the outer edge of the porcelain toilet bowl, underneath the seat and then carefully brings down the seat, resting it on top of and hiding the poop from view. When the next person sits on the toilet the users weight compresses the seat on the poop, spraying it in all directions.
Dan got Rick good with an underseater prank. The poop sprayed all over his legs!
by Brainietta August 4, 2020
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Unsense

A concept or statement that makes sense and is completely understood by the person/people perceiving it, but does not hold any external logical validity.
Averyham: if I were you I wouldn’t be me being you because when I become you I become 100% not me
Mankennedy: That’s makes no sense, but somehow I understand it
Averyham: It makes unsense!
by AllisonAveryham June 11, 2023
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