A Massachusetts public institution of higher learning located in the middle of nowhere aka Amherst, Massachusetts. The location leads to the insane amount of partying that occurs, since there is nothing better to do. For the academic year of 2005-2006, UMass Amherst (Also known as Zoomass or Zoomass-Slamherst) was rated by the Princeton Review as the #9 party school in the country. ABC also rated it the most violent campus in the nation, but this was based on skewed numbers and outdated facts. UMass is home to Sylvan Residence Area, rated as one of the most sexually active campus residences in the country. Despite this, and noted Sylvanites such as Frank Black of the Pixies, Sylvan tends to be the last choice for residence for all incoming and current students due to its distance from the parties and campus center. UMass is home to world-reknowned Polymer studies and Linguistics programs, and the Isenberg School of Management rates among many Ivy League business schools as the best in the country. The most popular majors are Biological and Physical Sciences, Communications, and Psychology. It has an undergraduate enrollment of over 18,000 and is growing larger by the year.
Well, I got into all the schools I applied to, but I can only afford UMass Amherst.
(Typical example of the plight of college students.)
(Typical example of the plight of college students.)
by Pucci July 28, 2008
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it can also be a thing, such as "mutha uckin rent"
it can also be a thing, such as "mutha uckin rent"
1) I pay my mutha'uckin' rent fortnightly
Mutha'uckas at the bank trying to play me
2) The mutha'ucka runs a racist 'uckin' grocery
The mutha'ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi
Mutha'uckas at the bank trying to play me
2) The mutha'ucka runs a racist 'uckin' grocery
The mutha'ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi
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Person A: I hear you did sound for the play last night.
Person B: Yeah, it was really boring though.
Person A: Oh right, just UCAS-whoring then?
Person B: Pretty much
Person B: Yeah, it was really boring though.
Person A: Oh right, just UCAS-whoring then?
Person B: Pretty much
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Used mainly by those who sit exams under Cambridge.
Used mainly by those who sit exams under Cambridge.
Dave: Bro, Monique says you're dumb
Dave's Bro: oh fuck
Dave: Fuck bitches get UCAS
Dave's Bro: yeah i never thought of it that way!
Dave's Bro: oh fuck
Dave: Fuck bitches get UCAS
Dave's Bro: yeah i never thought of it that way!
by fuckbitchesgetUCAS November 21, 2011
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by somegoof January 18, 2005
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The first recorded "UMassacre" happened on the night of May 9 and the early morning of May 10, 2009. Numerous police arrests, fights, keg parties, gossip, and drunkenness contributed to this massacre at UMass.
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If one simply still refers to this phrase, then one's a bellend.
If one simply still refers to this phrase, then one's a bellend.
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