U.P. Prince

U.P Prince - Man from the Upper Peninsula. Age: 20 to early 40s. Uneducated, yet somehow builds an empire from the ground up, typically in the areas of construction, landscaping, or auto repair. His chariots are ATVs, snowmobiles, and motorcross bikes. Most commonly has a U.P. Princess for whom they buy a beauty salon, or those of lesser stature simply work at a beauty salon. Attire consists of Ski-doo jackets, tapered jeans, and a mouthful of chew. Diet consists of pasties, Coors light, and venison. He is a Prince, and the U.P. is his kingdom, with his castle residing in Soo Hill. Subkingdoms referred to as “camps

I just saw my U.P. Prince fillin' up his quad at the gas station. Holy wa! His Fox Racing jacket looked sooo hot on him!

by Gargamel14 March 2, 2008

U.P.I.

Unidentified Party Injury also known as a U.P.I. Related to a S.R.I. Or Sports Related Injury.

Jsam: hey Shan, where’d you get these bruises from?
Shannon: Last Saturday I went to this rager at a frat house. it was totally reckless, I ended up with like 30 U.P.I.’s.

by Powderbunniiie August 12, 2022

U.P.S. Man

A. A slang poker term started by Mysterious Ron, which means someone who ships off their chips to the opponent a lot.

B. Bad poker player.

The player first to act went all in with pocket 2's and lost to someone that called him with pocket aces. That guy was such a U.P.S. Man. He was shipping it all day.

by Renolld Rezek April 2, 2008

U.P.B.

Standing for "Unidentified Party Bruise".
the common (but not remembered) cause for this is :
a) running into things
b) falling on your face
c) general clumsiness

These contusions are noticed most likely the morning after, with a slightly hungover expression of "huh?"

"Sh**, I totally don't remember getting this U.P.B"

"I thought you punched me in the face, but now I find out I just fell over"

"There is a huge U.P.B. on my leg"

by kittums March 8, 2009

u.p.s

universal pussy satisfier

horny girl: damn im horny, i need a u.p.s.

by sunsetbuddha December 12, 2007

u.p.s

Un-protected sex

Used between mates when describing the act of shagging without a rubber.

"Yeah, I had u.p.s last night"
"How was it"
"Wet and warm"

by Woodlands February 27, 2009

U.P.S

Up Skirt.

a abbreviation used to state a up skirt.
ex. a girl sitting down with her legs open and u can see up her skirt

guy 1: hey dude hella u.p.s right behind us!
guy2: omg niice, so hot.

by TDK52 May 29, 2008