U.F.O. stands for: Unidentified. Flying. Object.
It's what all the phoney pics and such are all about, aliens, outer space, etc.
It's what all the phoney pics and such are all about, aliens, outer space, etc.
Farmer Billy: "Pops, I think I saw myself a U.F.O. last night"
Farmer Tom: "No sonny, there is no such thing as aliens"
Farmer Tom: "No sonny, there is no such thing as aliens"
by Marauding Master October 28, 2006
The sexual act in which a man performs on a woman (preferably someone's mother). First all the lights are turned off for total darkness. Next the man slips a glow-in-the-dark condom over his penis and then begins to float around the dark room ; thus giving the effect of a flying spaceship, or other un-identifided floating object. The woman then is invited to catch such object with whatever she pleases, i.e. her mouth or other orifaces. When the man grows weary of floating around, he then proceeds to crash-land his "ship" into the woman's "Area51" .
"Hey Mitch, I totally U.F.O. 'd your mom last night ! "
"She always loves when I crash my U.F.O. in her. "
"She always loves when I crash my U.F.O. in her. "
by Matty58 March 27, 2008
the female equivalent of love handles. Caused by belly fat protruding over tight pants. Usually spotted in the summer when women wearing belly bearing shirts are common. So named because the fat sticks out and hovers around their tummies/hips, creating a shape quite like an unidentified flying object.
by I1 December 08, 2007
by Satchmo1729125 February 19, 2009
the female equivalent of love handles. So named because the fat sticks out and hovers around their tummies/hips, creating a shape quite like an unidentified flying object, and also results in the woman being classified as an Un-Fuckable Object. Thus, U.F.O. is an acronym for Un-Fuckable Object.
Wow. check out that U.F.O. She is on fat Biatch. I'd have to drink 3 40oz to go home with her. I'm sure she's got a nice personality though.
by vancityman January 28, 2008
by Zoe B December 07, 2006
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