Tynan Typewriter

The act of inserting a single finger into ones vagina and anus at an alternating pace, like typing on a typewriter.

My mrs asked for one in the bum while I was fingering her, so I gave her the Tynan Typewriter.

by Ciggotsucker May 10, 2017

Tynan's Law

Any video game that has paid DLC will not respond to community feedback or suggestions

Don't bother with your suggestions, just remember Tynan's Law.

by this handle is not in use July 20, 2022

becky tynan

dumb blonde sexy ass chick with problems that is loved by her bestfriend so mcuh and is hilarious

She is such a Becky Tynan! You shoudl totally date her;)

by forever<333 March 23, 2011

Curse of Ronan Tynan

The Curse of Ronan Tynan refers to the coincidence that the the New York Yankees have not won the World Series since they began regularly hiring Tynan to perform God Bless America after the terrorist attacks of 9/11. Legend has it that the Curse curses the team for bringing religion into baseball and exploiting the nation's tragedy to promote the baseball team. Apparently, the Yankees organization has been punished by supernatural forces that have prevented a World Series Championship to return to New York until the organization separates, again, religion from baseball, terrorist attacks from a sporting franchise. Since the Curse of the Bambino fell in 2004, this curse is the most widely accepted baseball curse outside the Curse of the Billy Goat which supposedly curses the Chicago Cubs.

a-rod sucks! he's only contributing to the Curse of Ronan Tynan.

by Viktor II October 24, 2007

Tynan

An awesome person who everybody loves, good at everything, has no significant weakness and can easily beat you in any sport.

Tynan is so good at everything.

by GlutenMaximus December 3, 2021

Tynan

A brownish blonde, curly haired boy with dark blue eyes. And he is handsome as FUCK. So freaking cute and gorgeous and shmexy and better looking than many other guy on earth. Can be tough, chill adnd a lil blunt but deep down he’s the sweetest, cutest most affectionate boy you’ll ever meet. He’s also ridonculously horni. Can be really mature, intelligent and philosophical but is also quite the troublemaker lol. He’s very unserious and informal unless you make him serious. Has a pretty dirty mind. He’s very quirky and weird but in a really attractive way. Stands out from many other guys. Would probably be a really good boyfriend, idk. Good communicator, but can be on the dry or quiet side. He’s very confident and sure-minded. Knows what he wants. He’s very captivating and mysterious. He likes learning about languages and cultures, weather, being outside, nostalgic stuff, photography, etc. Honestly one of the coolest people you could ever meet. He probably won’t stick around in your life for very long, so be glad he’s around and enjoy his presence while you can.

Damn…Tynan is the best dude in the world…there’s no one else like him

by secret_tynan_admirer25 June 28, 2025